Osama and bush

digitally-yours

Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own
handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter
and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had
no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.

With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain 's MI-6 for
help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply: "Tell the
President he's holding the message upside down."

C_Breeze

crap , i noticed it straight away

biko

We're too used to leet talk

im_invisible

mr*mr
cdbdis
mr*mr

Hagar

C-Breeze gets a 1 week holiday for infringing on the Charter.
Read it people please, there's no charge.

spudington16

Hagar wrote:

C-Breeze gets a 1 week holiday for infringing on the Charter.
Read it people please, there's no charge.

Why, precisely, is it a bannable offence to tell people you dislike their jokes? It seems ridiculous.

spudington16

And why does the charter get a capital C? It makes it sound like a sacred text!

Hagar

Spundington16 banned from Humour for questioning Mod decision on thread.

Oman

very funny i must say

oh hagar maybe c_breeze was saying crap as in damn it i noticed it straight away although if he did he'd probably pm'd you by now so maybe he didnt. ok i've confused myself

The Bollox

Oman wrote:

oh hagar maybe c_breeze was saying crap as in damn it i noticed it straight away

that's what I thought when I first read it and was wondering why the ban was placed, but now I see. he should have but a period after 'crap' it would have made his point a lot easier to read

Hagar

That is indeed a non-zero possibility but I've had no PM yet.
I would much rather have made a mistake than find another gobshyte who won't play by the rules.

The Bollox

y'know, when you return Thor's hammer he's not going to be best pleased that it's been chipped to shít from all the bannings you have been dishing out

Jesus Wept

upside down v looks nothing like A....

Mahatma coat

Ah come on now Rig, theres nitpickin and then theres takin it out for lunch and gettin to know the nit first

and for the record AVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAVAV

come on

EricM

when i read c breeze's post i took "crap" to mean that he was upset that he already knew the punchline, not that he thought the joke was crap.

Dord

EricM wrote: »

when i read c breeze's post i took "crap" to mean that he was upset that he already knew the punchline, not that he thought the joke was crap.

+1 Thats what I thought also.

Good joke though!

Nailz

Joe Robot wrote: »

+1 Thats what I thought also.

Good joke though!

Make that +2...

Hagar

I have lifted C-Breeze's ban because it's possible, even probable, that I mis-read his intent.