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TT&TO · 09-10-2007 11:11pm #1

Is this food porn or what?

(i have evidence; she drank some soup in a London taxi in one show; that is totally unrealistic; no way would you be able to do that without pouring it all over yourself...)

unrealistic behavior with food = food porn

chalkitdown1 · 09-10-2007 11:15pm

What's the problem here, exactly?

More of it, I say.

TT&TO · 09-10-2007 11:16pm

:rolleyes:

JohnnyStones · 09-10-2007 11:17pm

She's 46 or something like that!!!

unbelievable, it must be all the veggies she eats;)

Saying that she is getting a bit of a pot belly

-(the more the better:)

)

humanji · 10-10-2007 9:53am

Probably all the botox injected into her face on an hourly bases.

BaZmO* · 10-10-2007 11:02am

Was gonna post a similar thread about this a while ago. I'd never watched any of her previous series but watched the one she done over Christmas and was like wtf? The show is soft porn without the porn.

The one over the Christmas had her come down the stairs in a silk dressing gown (presumably after being given a good banging upstairs) to have a light early AM snack.

WTF is a camera crew still doing in your kitchen at 3am ya crazy MILF????

MikeHoncho · 10-10-2007 11:46am

I once walked in on my Dad watching a Nigella show on UKTV food as soon as I came in he changed the channel. I think he must have recognised the porn qualitys in the show and felt guilty about watching it.

mike65 · 10-10-2007 12:25pm

Me shaking like a leaf

Drools

Mike.

doonothing · 11-10-2007 6:44pm

probably seen before but:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L57BcmGB-E0

sudzs · 12-10-2007 3:57pm

mike65 wrote: »

Me shaking like a leaf

Drools

Mike.

Jesus, Nigel Lawson in drag!

Toto Wolfcastle · 15-10-2007 8:42pm

Dear God people, did you see it tonight??

The 'friend' with boyfriend trouble?? 'Oh look, cookies. Boyfriend?? What boyfriend??'

It's like a soap, in that everything is scripted and staged and not very convincing!!

BaZmO* · 15-10-2007 9:16pm

I only saw the first couple of minutes where she was saying that the dish was so quick and easy that she couldn't even be bothered to take her coat off. I actually can't watch the show cos it's too cringey.

mike65 · 15-10-2007 9:17pm

I happen to glimpse about 5 mins. It was rather like being trapped in an advert for Marks and Spencer, the framing, the photography, the editing and that horrible soto voce/"come hither" delivery.

Mike.

Toto Wolfcastle · 15-10-2007 10:02pm

My uncle watched it for the first time last week and he was literally on the floor laughing. I watch it first for the cringe-factor and second for the recipes.
I love the way she gets out of bed in the 'middle of the night' and is already in her dressing gown and has full make up on.
I think it's even better when you know it's not real because you can imagine her practicing her lines and doing take after take on a bus/in a shop/getting out of bed.

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