Does anybody know anything about fat lady stripograms/kissograms?

toots_old

we're having a party and we know there used to be this fat woman who did kissograms...we thought it'd be hilarious but we don't know if she's still around or where to find her! any help? dublin area

togster

Yore ma

So Glad

togster wrote:

Yore ma

Your bleedin' ma.

togster

Inappropriate use of "yore ma" there tbh. Read the effin charter so glad.:rolleyes:

Shooter McGaven

Yes i do know something about fat lady stripograms/kissograms?

there fat!!! you pervert

xzanti

Shooter McGaven wrote:

Yes i do know something about fat lady stripograms/kissograms?

there fat!!! you pervert

They're

bronte

Maybe you could ring a regular kissogram service and ask if they can provide you with a bigger lady.

Terry

togster wrote:

Inappropriate use of "yore ma" there tbh. Read the effin charter so glad.:rolleyes:

Indeed. But yours was funny and well placed.
Kudos.

Niamho!

Yeah theres one Advertised in the Golden pages as far as i know. think she's called Fat Pat. lol

Wacker

I was at a house party a few years back where this Humongousaurous came in dressed like a cave woman. She whacked my mate (the birthday boy) on the ass with her plastic club repeatedly before delivering the killer blow to his nuts.

I don't remember her name or anything, but it certainly made the night more memorable.

Niamho!

actually apparently if you type Kissogram or Stripogram into a Seach engine she comes up....??

cance

Niamho! wrote:

actually apparently if you type Kissogram or Stripogram into a Seach engine she comes up....??

are you sure you aren't just googling fat pat and getting pictures of pat butcher :eek:

xzanti

Wacker wrote:

I was at a house party a few years back where this Humongousaurous came in dressed like a cave woman. She whacked my mate (the birthday boy) on the ass with her plastic club repeatedly before delivering the killer blow to his nuts.

I don't remember her name or anything, but it certainly made the night more memorable.

I've been to 2 parties that she came to... one in 1997 and the other in 2005 and I don't think that caveman outfit had been washed in between.. It was nearly walking off her..

Edit: I believe it's called a Blubbogram, if that helps..

Terry

I'm fat, have titties and am willing to wear a wig and make up.
PM me for details.

_blank_

Does she do private call outs?

Niamho!

Blubbogram, Hahahaha. they're obviously not Sensitive about their Size in the slightest!

togster

Terry wrote:

I'm fat, have titties and am willing to wear a wig and make up.
PM me for details.

Yes put can you walk in heels.........

Niamho!

Niamho! wrote:

Blubbogram, Hahahaha. they're obviously not Sensitive about their Size in the slightest!

You'd think not, with them being called "blubbergrams" and all. However, I was at a 21st about 3 years ago and your man who's birthday it was, was a bit of a scumbag ( i only went 'cos a few of my mates knew his sister).

When your woman came out to do her thing, he was all "look at tha bleerin' soy-ezz of hurrrr!!!" and other such insults. She was none too impressed and ended up leaving after he thanked the lads for the "fat b1tch" over the mic.

After she stormed off, he says "fnck her, she's paid to be fat for fuxache"

super_furry

http://www.elitekissagrams.ie/

keefg

Terry wrote:

I'm fat, have titties and am willing to wear a wig and make up.

Now THAT is both the funniest & scariest reply I have seen on boards in a while....such a chilling image (shudder).

thefinalstage

Deleted User wrote:

You'd think not, with them being called "blubbergrams" and all. However, I was at a 21st about 3 years ago and your man who's birthday it was, was a bit of a scumbag ( i only went 'cos a few of my mates knew his sister).

When your woman came out to do her thing, he was all "look at tha bleerin' soy-ezz of hurrrr!!!" and other such insults. She was none too impressed and ended up leaving after he thanked the lads for the "fat b1tch" over the mic.

After she stormed off, he says "fnck her, she's paid to be fat for fuxache"

Thats brilliant!

Jesus Wept

Terry wrote:

I'm fat, have titties and am willing to wear a wig and make up.
PM me for details.

How much?
And How soon?

:eek::eek::eek::D:p

togster

A pint of bavaria does the trick..;)

Terry

togster wrote:

A pint of bavaria does the trick..;)

Excuse me. I do not drink that muck.

An 8 pack of bud and I'm yours. Anytime.

AlmightyCushion

keefg wrote:

Now THAT is both the funniest & scariest reply I have seen on boards in a while....such a chilling image (shudder).

You forgot sexiest.

Anti

toots wrote:

we're having a party and we know there used to be this fat woman who did kissograms...we thought it'd be hilarious but we don't know if she's still around or where to find her! any help? dublin area

If you come on irc. and msg drag. Im sure he can hook you up.

Gillo

Terry wrote:

Excuse me. I do not drink that muck.

An 8 pack of bud and I'm yours. Anytime.

Not even in it for the money just the job satisfaction. Sorry shouldn't have called it a job it's a vocation.

How do they charge? is it by the time or weight?

I also think I may have come a cross a niche lap-dancing market:eek:

Slunk

Im actually going to a party tonight where there will be a blubbergram. Ill see if I can get more info for you.

ferdi

at a mates 21st a larger middle aged lady came in wearing a skimpy leopard-print toga. she proceeded to make him remove her stockings with his teeth and then she put him over her knee and paddled his bottom good and hard.