Limerick girls

patmac

Two Limerick girls, incredibly drunk and walking home, got caught short.

They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their
business behind a head stone or something.

One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she'd take off her
panties and use them, the throw them away.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't
want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a
wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with
that.

They then made off for home.

The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said "We'd
better keep an eye on our wives you know, mine came home last night without
her panties."

"That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card stuck between
her arse" that said: "From all the lads at the Shannon rugby club, we'll
never forget you."

xzanti

Aah laaaaaaik

keen

hahaha fair play you gave me a laugh.

fabsoul

lol gd one

Pinker

mediocre at best...

patmac

Pinker wrote:

mediocre at best...

Thanks. Either your from Limerick, or it was yor ma.

old boy

patmac its been told a thousand times, only diff with your version is you name a place

patmac

old boy wrote:

patmac its been told a thousand times, only diff with your version is you name a place

So has most jokes here, but not everyone has heard them. Anyway he wasn't saying that.

Kazu

how many time has that joke been posted on boards :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Oliverdog

While you're counting, we'll just read and enjoy once again this very pleasant anecdote.