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Clever dog

  • 01-10-2007 9:05am
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    Hagar
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    A dog applied for a job as a high-powered secretary with a multinational company. The advertisement stated that the successful applicant must have good keyboard skills, a command of shorthand, and be able to speak a second language.

    The interviewer sat the dog at the computer and watched in wonderment as the animal successfully carried out the most complex functions, including spreadsheets and e-mail. Then he gave the dog dictation and was impressed by the hounds ability to write a hundred and twenty words a minute in immaculate shorthand.

    "Well," he said at the end of the interview, "It looks as if the job's yours. There's just one thing. What about the second language?"

    To which the dog replied: "Meow!"


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