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Chinese Sick Day

patmac · 2007-10-01 08:23:49

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey boss, I no come work today, I sick, head ache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work. ' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You…

01-10-2007 8:23am

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Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey boss, I no come work today, I sick, head ache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work.

' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.

' Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say, I feel great. I be work soon ........... you got nice house!

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#2 01-10-2007 3:07pm

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nice. I'm still giggling

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#3 01-10-2007 3:17pm

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yep very very good

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#4 01-10-2007 4:13pm

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That's brilliant

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