Getting to know randylonghorn

Jesus Wept

randylonghorn


Who is this dynamic man of mystery?
What makes him tick?

Not since Batman has someone kept their true idenity in check quite the way that randylonghorn has to date.

But no more, randylonghorn shall be answering all your questions in this thread about his life. His past, present, and his dreams for the future will be laid bare.

He will regail us with the experiences that have shaped him as a person, his outlooks and beliefs, his hopes and dreams, his romantic history, his work history, his boards history, his junior cert level History results, and his little known obsession with *knock knock jokes.


So, come one, come all, ask the questions that have being burning a hole in the back of your already hole ridden minds, and fill that hole with the knowledge hole filling wisdom of randylonghorn.


*(possibly unfounded)

GhostInTheRuins

To get the basics out of the way, just how randy is randy and just how long is his long horn?

challengemaster

I could tell you.. but then I would have to kill you (as he'd kill me! )

so, whats your reason for wanting to get to know mr.longhorn better.. hmm? eh rig? finally coming out of a certain piece of furniture?

randylonghorn

WTF?!!

O_o

o_O

>_>

<_<

Must.Protect.Identity.

Kill.Rig.

randylonghorn

D.T. Jesus wrote:

To get the basics out of the way, just how randy is randy and just how long is his long horn?

Very.

Fairly.

More specific details available to personal applicants only ... and I believe in experiential learning. >_>

challengemaster wrote:

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I don't know what you're grinning about, if he's casting me as Batman, then you're obviously Robin!

And you know the rumours about those two! >_>

Hmmm ... which would make B!ue = Batgirl, Damo = The Joker (or maybe The Riddler, seeing as he is riddled with holes these days! ) and Rig himself? ... The Penguin?

Jesus Wept

The Batman reference was just a comparison, you're not up for the part.

If I was casting anyone, it would be Dolanbaker, a young Clint Eastwood, with even better range.

Now back on topic, start answering questions, and stop being secretive.

Where are you from?
What age are you?

challengemaster

Riddle me this, Riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?

Ruu_Old

randylonghorn wrote:

WTF?!!

O_o

o_O

>_>

<_<

Must.Protect.Identity.

Kill.Rig.

Those eyes are yours are awful wonky alot of the time, no worries. I'll fix them for you but you have to be still!

randylonghorn

The-Rigger wrote:

Now back on topic, start answering questions, and stop being secretive.

Start ... stop ...

/sigh

So typical of you, Rig, never admit what you truly want ...

The-Rigger wrote:

Where are you from?
What age are you?

Oh, well ... >_>

The Kingdom, originally ... now Westeros.

Mental age? ... permanently stuck in the late stages of puberty.

Calendar age? ... slightly older.

randylonghorn

Ruu wrote:

Those eyes are yours are awful wonky alot of the time

LOL! You got that bit right, oh king of the 'roos!

Sparky

Can i have some randylonghorn in my tea?

randylonghorn

Ofc, Sparky ... but you'll find that lashings of thick cream goes better with coffee than with tea.

Sparky

gigiddy

Black Swan

The-Rigger wrote:

Not since Batman has someone kept their true idenity in check quite the way that randylonghorn has to date.

You should see how he hangs upside down from the rafters while typing on his laptop! Laptop? Lapbottom?

Star Lord

I can now reveal who the rig really is...


BEHOLD!!!



(PS - his obsession with my piercing is somewhat unsettling...)

Matt Holck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uS9un3VpPE

Jesus Wept

DamoElDiablo wrote:

I can now reveal who the rig really is...


BEHOLD!!!



(PS - his obsession with my piercing is somewhat unsettling...)

obsession? You wish.

I find your obsession with puncturing your cock unsettling. :eek:

randylonghorn

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

You should see how he hangs upside down from the rafters while typing on his laptop! Laptop? Lapbottom?

I remember hanging from the rafters that day all right ... don't remember having much time to spare for typing though. Though I suppose you could say my attention was focussed on my laptop ... >_>

The-Rigger wrote:

I find your obsession with puncturing your cock unsettling. :eek:

+1

For once, Rig, we are completely in agreement!

Matt Holck wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uS9un3VpPE

Hmm ... it took a while, but despite the language barrier, I have come to the conclusion that the message is "... getting to know you ... getting to know all about you ..." etc.

I finally figured out one of Matt's posts! \o/

Actually ... that worries me!

challengemaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr2JneittqQ

randylonghorn