Follow Thru seconds before an interview !!

MarinoMark

ever happened ??

daniel3982

No but I did it on a hot date with a french girl, I calmly made my way to the toilets but there was some kernt in the only cubicle vomiting everywhere.... My life really is like a bad episode of curb your enthusiasm :-(

Mint Sauce

MarinoMark wrote:

ever happened ??

erm, you've lost me mark

the_syco

As in a big sh|te, or wot?

No. You?

monkeyfudge

What... have a **** before an interview? To what end?

kittenkiller

Here's hoping you wash your hands thoroughly before the initial first impression handshake with the interviewer!!


Ps. Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

eirebhoy

I can't say I've ever had a "follow thru" in my memory...

BaZmO*

Are we talking about "Sharts" here?

Ghost Train

did it happen just as the interviewer was pulling your finger shaking your hand? :eek:

Karoma

OP: Rephrase your original post.

cooperguy

No body knows what your on about OP

FlutterinBantam

What the lad is referring to is some pre- interview nervousness bringing on the desire to break wind.This in turn loosens the gut, and in the course of the ante room nerves, a "pitch invasion" occurs and the kex take on the appearance of a hobnob biscuit.

A rather disconcerting occurance to happen before an important interview I would opine, especially in a light suit.

pretty-in-pink

app this happens at some point to all you males, usually while drunk

but drunk at an interview, you're prob not gonna get it anyways

Maybe the OP is a new fangled decorator? Spray painting walls wherever he goes




*i just grossed myself out

eirebhoy

pretty-in-pink wrote:

app this happens at some point to all you males, usually while drunk

Not me that you very much. Don't fart if you to have a crap.

Jumpy

eirebhoy wrote:

Not me that you very much. Don't fart if you to have a crap.

Dont even cough if you have imbibed picolax.

eirebhoy

I don't know. I think God gave me a special gift that means I can actually hold in a fart.

pretty-in-pink

eirebhoy wrote:

Not me that you very much. Don't fart if you to have a crap.

hence the app

oh, and I believe you

BaZmO*

Happened to me a couple of times, nothing major mind you. Particularly when on holidays and after being on the beer for a few days straight. You'd be farting non stop and then one of the farts would be more than just a fart. But having said that, it was nothing like Spud in Trainspotting!!!

A friend of mine, years ago while he was on a day trip with a group on a tour had the mother of all Sharts. Didn't know what do so he dropped to the ground pretending that he had cramp while covering his embarrassment with his rucksack. Unfortunately for him one of the helpful "foreigners" on the tour thought he'd help out by grabbing his leg (football style) to try and relieve the cramp by stretching his leg. Friend had to tell him to get lost that he was fine so that no one would notice that he had just sh1t himself.

MooseJam

never happened, always empty the old bowels first thing that morning

biko

MarinoMark wrote:

Follow Thru seconds before an interview !!
ever happened ??

And this springs to your mind why? Did it just happen to you ??

Black Swan

If he were auditioning for the remake of Blazing Saddles, he just might get the *art.

Pigman II

Nah the worst I did was fart in a lift of my fancy hotel only for a cleaner to come into the lift just as the oxygen/methane ratio was reaching maximum potency. Just the two of us on the way down so there was really no denying it.

Bad enough but I checked out about 15mins later and left a nice big dirty skidmark surprise on the inside of my rooms toilet for her to walk in on.

People like me really shouldn't be allowed guest in such fine establishments.

kevmy

Well it's never ever happened to me.

But I suppose I could understand it happening in certain situation ie. in the middle of nowhere can't find a jacks.

I suppose the lesson is eat when you can, sleep when you can, sh1t when you can

Reku

Any clarification as to what the OP was on about?
But if it's farting/crapping your pants/knocking one out no, never done that just before an interview and as regards crapping myself it has in fact been a great many years since I had that little bowel control.

MR DAZ

Theres nothing worse...

But if you stick to the rules you should be alright.

NEVER EVER FART IF THERE'S A CHANCE ITS A TROJAN HORSE!

FunkZ

BaZmO* wrote:

Are we talking about "Sharts" here?

"I think he sharted!"?

connundrum

Luckily I was hovering over the bowl when it happened. Forward planning ftw

dmck2886

MarinoMark wrote:

Follow Thru seconds before an interview !!
ever happened ??

Did you get the job?:D

- bo -

I was on the bus this moring and simply couldnt stop farting. Same every Monday morning, beer farts. Smelly as hell, and no matter how hard I tried I just couldnt keep them in.