Irish Viagra

Senna

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her Doctor to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".
"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an "Irish Viagra". It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it.
Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went".

It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! It was terrible! Just terrible, doctor!"

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it into his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good"?

"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But as sure as I'm sitting here, I'll never be able to show me face in Bewley's again!"

nice1franko

poor.

poor to... fukcing awful.

Senna

nice1franko wrote:

poor.

poor to... fukcing awful.

i liked it, if you dont, go fcuk yourself

jd83

nice1franko wrote:

poor.

poor to... fukcing awful.

theres stars for a reason

irish_boy90

i liked it.

Sea Sharp

i liked it, if you dont, go fcuk yourself

lol, that made me laugh.

nice1franko

Senna wrote:

i liked it, if you dont, go fcuk yourself

that's better

Plug

Senna wrote:

i liked it, if you dont, go fcuk yourself

+1

Gaz

Senna wrote:

i liked it, if you dont, go fcuk yourself

He he he .... better than joke !

sdanseo

If I hadn't heard a million similar before it'd have been better, but still made me smile.

Hagar

nice1franko banned for 1 week.

Senna almost banned for 1 week. Keep a civil tongue in your head and leave the moderating to the mods.

Use the report post button or say nothing, they are the choices.

Mr Magnolia

Senna wrote:

i liked it, if you dont, go fcuk yourself

Now that's funny!

Dord

Funny joke! have some stars