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An Eskimo is out for a drive one day...

  • 28-09-2007 3:22pm
    #1
    wreckless
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    An Eskimo is out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and he is forced to call out the Alaskan AA. The Eskimo stands in the howling wind and waits for the mechanic to arrive. When the mechanic reaches the broken car, he sets to work, looking under the bonnet until he appears to have located the problem. He looks up at the Eskimo and says, "You've blown a seal, mate." To which the Eskimo hastily replies, "No, I haven't. That's just frost on my moustache."


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  • #2
    fred funk }{
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    excellent


  • #3
    jd83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,445 ✭✭✭jd83


    :d :d


  • #4
    Pinker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 185 ✭✭Pinker


    ahh that got me laughing....


  • #5
    miles teg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 372 ✭✭miles teg


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=radqC4aTz0w


  • #6
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    Took me a few seconds to get that. funny


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  • #7
    Majik_Imaje
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56 ✭✭Majik_Imaje


    What do you get.. .. when you put 29 eskimo women, into one room ??


  • #8
    Majik_Imaje
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56 ✭✭Majik_Imaje


    A woman drives into a service station for a mechanic to discover why her car is acting funny.

    The mechanic opens the hood (bonnet) and says.. I think you have blown a seal.. she wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, smaks her lips and says.. Nah.. that is just mayonaise from my lunch !!


  • #9
    dvega
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭dvega


    heard it before....still good :))))


  • #10
    Majik_Imaje
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56 ✭✭Majik_Imaje


    Majik_Imaje wrote: »
    What do you get.. .. when you put 29 eskimo women, into one room ??


    A full set of .. .. teeth !


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