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Take that you Frenchies!!!

  • 21-09-2007 9:30pm
    #1
    mickrourke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭


    After that joke in Paris a few minutes ago, I think we need some of these..

    When was the last good french barbecue?
    1431, and it involved Joan of Arc

    Why don't the French Barbeque?
    The snails keep slipping between the grills.

    How do you get a French waiter's attention?
    Start ordering in German.

    Why do the French like smelly cheeses?
    Well, in a room full of French people, you can't really smell the cheese.

    What is Frances favorite movie?
    The running man

    Why do French men have moustashes?
    To remind them of their mothers.


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  • #2
    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    French tanks have four gears, three reverse, and one forward (in case they're attacked from the rear).


  • #3
    EdgarAllenPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,686 ✭✭✭EdgarAllenPoo


    Q.Whats the difference between a piece of toast and a group of frenchmen?

    A. You can turn a piece of toast into soldiers.


  • #4
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    Linky


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