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  • 20-09-2007 6:42pm
    #1
    JimMorrison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭


    dead. Any suggestions?


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  • #2
    nodger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 143 ✭✭nodger


    JimMorrison wrote:
    dead. Any suggestions?

    Join a local drama group or perhaps do some charity work.


  • #3
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Lie down. You'e just about to be buried.


  • #4
    Amz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Amz


    Go talk to your GP.


  • #5
    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    Stay dead.

    You and your ****ty band.

    Or go travelling. Join a society!


  • #6
    leninbenjamin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭leninbenjamin


    see what happens if you jump off a building


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  • #7
    How Strange
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,339 ✭✭✭How Strange


    go see a counsellor and talk about it. that should help clear up the confusion.


  • #8
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Drama Queen

    Mike.


  • #9
    Dalfiatach
    Closed Accounts Posts: 313 ✭✭Dalfiatach


    Wear plenty of perfume/aftershave to cover up the smell. Try not to leave bits of rotting flesh in inappropriate locations. Adopt the Goth look, or claim you work down a mine and never see the sun, to explain away the grey palour of your remaining skin. When telling amusing anecdotes, try not to use phrases like "Back before I died" or "I remember once, when I was still alive..." These simple tips should help you fit in amongst your still-breathing work colleagues and fellow barflies.

    Being dead is no barrier to a healthy social life!


  • #10
    JimMorrison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭JimMorrison


    mike65 wrote:
    Drama Queen

    Mike.

    Actually I am the Lizard King


  • #11
    JimMorrison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭JimMorrison


    Dalfiatach wrote:
    Wear plenty of perfume/aftershave to cover up the smell. Try not to leave bits of rotting flesh in inappropriate locations. Adopt the Goth look, or claim you work down a mine and never see the sun, to explain away the grey palour of your remaining skin. When telling amusing anecdotes, try not to use phrases like "Back before I died" or "I remember once, when I was still alive..." These simple tips should help you fit in amongst your still-breathing work colleagues and fellow barflies.

    Being dead is no barrier to a healthy social life!

    Thank you Dal, very helpful suggestions. I think the goth look might suit me. I have noticed a lot of dead people in Dublin so I wont be lonely. I should fit in just so. Bit afraid of sex though, in case me knob fall off.


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  • #12
    JimMorrison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭JimMorrison


    Silverfish wrote:
    Stay dead.

    You and your ****ty band.

    Or go travelling. Join a society!

    I know we were a mighty band, thanks


  • #13
    aidan24326
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,925 ✭✭✭aidan24326


    JimMorrison wrote:
    dead. Any suggestions?

    Join a club or society.

    Seems to be the solution to every other problem on this forum :confused:


  • #14
    JimMorrison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭JimMorrison


    aidan24326 wrote:
    Join a club or society.

    Seems to be the solution to every other problem on this forum :confused:

    Maybe he means the dead poets society?


  • #15
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Silverfish wrote:
    Stay dead.

    You and your ****ty band.

    Silverfish
    Perm ban for dissin the Doors!


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