Cuba Launches Shark Attack on U.S

Jesus Wept

Newspaper headline here

It's hard to find reports on this right now, just have the newspaper headline to go on at the moment.

Do you support Cuba's shark attack on the U.S?

Are shark attacks a legitimate weapon?

Should Ireland consider the use of sharks to defend itself?

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In other news, 3 breasted woman and a 3 armed man have a 3 legged baby, what?!

Dont be at yourself

Atari Communisimar

It's a disgrace that the government hasn't budgeted any money for our shark navy. When are they going to wake up to reality and realise that the longer we delay the roll-out of our sharks, the further down the global pecking order we will fall?

Manic Moran

Yeah, you're just poncing around with that dolphin in Dingle.

I'm more interested in the headline about Eccentrica Gallumbits at the bottom.

NTM

bostonian

Shark warriors/henchmen almost worked for Dr. Evil. But he had to settle for sea bass, and that made all the difference.

Ghost Train

This is old news, the date on the paper is september 4th 2001, but then maybe the world trade center attacks were really carried out by the sharks :rolleyes:

heres more proof... that this is old news

heres the latest news killer babies on the loose

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Atari Communisimar

The people have spoken!


It is a really nice beard though...

Kimbot

God dam it, I was wondering where my army of sharks went.
Dam cubans took my sharks and I got nothing in Return!!

tallus

I am against this (I've seen Jaws II, it's scary).

I was more interested in the three legged baby and how they got a nappy to fit it with that third leg there.

SimpleSam06

The-Rigger wrote:

Are shark attacks a legitimate weapon?

Not without giant frikkin' lasers attached to them.

AlmightyCushion

NekkidBibleMan wrote:

It's a disgrace that the government hasn't budgeted any money for our shark navy. When are they going to wake up to reality and realise that the longer we delay the roll-out of our sharks, the further down the global pecking order we will fall?

Yeah, we're the laughing stock of Europe without our shark navy. :mad:

MOH

I am against this (I've seen Jaws II, it's scary).

eolhc wrote:

This is old news, the date on the paper is september 4th 2001, but then maybe the world trade center attacks were really carried out by the sharks :rolleyes:

heres more proof... that this is old news

"Still in a coma, the boy was released from the hospital two short weeks ago after spending nearly a month in the hospital."

They released him while still in a coma?! :eek:

Jesus Wept

I am against this (I've seen Jaws II, it's scary).