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Booms · 2007-09-12 21:54:06

What do cows with no feet get? Mouth.

12-09-2007 9:54pm

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What do cows with no feet get?
Mouth.

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#2 12-09-2007 10:07pm

Oriel

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Respect to the cows.
Down with the joke.

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#3 12-09-2007 10:09pm

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Booms wrote:

What do cows with no feet get?
Mouth.

What about heifers, bullocks, bulls, calves etc.?

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#4 13-09-2007 1:29am

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they all get f'd in the a with no chance of running away

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#5 13-09-2007 9:47am

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fail.

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#6 13-09-2007 8:17pm

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Booms wrote:

What do cows with no feet get?
Mouth.

Sorry, I don't get it.

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#7 13-09-2007 9:39pm

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http://www.totallytom.com/MadCow.html

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#8 13-09-2007 9:48pm

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Victor wrote:

Sorry, I don't get it.

I know explaining most jokes will just ruin them, but I can't see how it could make this one any worse than it is.

because they don't have legs they can't get foot and mouth disease, just mouth

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