WSOPE Hellmuthian quotes today

mrflash

Just reading pokernews and these are all from the last hour and a half.

More Hellmuth
The Phill Hellmuth show continues. He has lost more than half his chips to Farzad Bonyadi and was recently quotes as saying: "Don't touch me, my friends may touch me, you may not," to someone who patted him on the back. "I wonder if I can win this one without going all in." When needled about his chip loss, "Check back in 5 hours when I am the chip leader." "Are you stupid or what? I bet you don't have many friends," to Ramzi Jelassi "Why do you never shut up?" to Ramzi Jelassi, who had said about 3 words all hour.

Hellmuthian Meltdown
Phil Hellmuth took a massive hit to both his stack and ego. The flop was j72. Mark McCluskey moved all in for 22,000. Hellmuth called. Hellmuth:77 McCluskey:jj The turn was the and the river was the . McClusky doubled up and as the dealer pushed him the pot, Hellmuth stood up and erupted. "Nice f

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g dealing in this place!" he shouted. "This is unf

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g believable. I got coolered twice in the last ten hands." A new dealer coming in walked up to the table to push the dealer already there. Hellmuth spewed more venom. "No, don't push her," he said. "Let her stay and deal one more cooler. This is f

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g place. I can't catch a break." Hellmuth's stack slipped to around 5,000. He has slipped into the depths of megatilt and is still steaming a few minutes after that hand. You could almost see the smoke oozing out of his ears.

A Whole Lot of Catching
As Ramzi Jelassi re-raises Hellmuth's 3k pre-flop raise to 7.5k, Hellmuth smirks under his paws and folds with a grimace of frustration. "I'll catch you, kid. I always catch you, I always catch someone," he warns. "So long as when I catch you, you don't outdraw me." I don't think Ramzi was paying much attention.

He's Baaaaaaaaack
Hellmuth Raises to 3,000 and is called by Mark McCluskey in the small blind:8d9dqd McCluskey checks, Hellmuth bets, McCluskey puts Phil all in, Phil calls: Hellmuth kskd McCluskey 8h8cTurn: 5h Hellmuth gets his coat River:10d Hellmuth now looks like the cat that got the cream, he has managed to get back up to over 40,000. McCluskey may have to wait another ten years to get him back. Erick Lindgren has just joined his table.

Rb

Phil

Ardent

We love to hate Phil.

DeVore

No I just hate him. Anyone who abuses dealers is a dick.

DeV.

semibluff

do you think he'd be up for the paintballing?

ditpoker

mrflash wrote:

A Whole Lot of Catching[/B]
As Ramzi Jelassi re-raises Hellmuth's 3k pre-flop raise to 7.5k, Hellmuth smirks under his paws and folds with a grimace of frustration. "I'll catch you, kid. I always catch you, I always catch someone," he warns. "So long as when I catch you, you don't outdraw me." I don't think Ramzi was paying much attention.

ramzi jelassi is one of the better players i've dealt to / seen play. would love to see him catch phil hellmuth!!

Hawk Eye

DeVore wrote:

No I just hate him. Anyone who abuses dealers is a weaktight.

DeV.

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El Stuntman

lol, I heard better quotes in five minutes in the SE last night, ollyk's fourth level slagging of BCB being a particular highlight....

Washout

El Stuntman wrote:

lol, I heard better quotes in five minutes in the SE last night, ollyk's fourth level slagging of BCB being a particular highlight....

oohhhh gossip...please expand.

Hellmuth seems to be getting worse as his ego grows more and more. absolute dick.
puts this particular britney fan to shame
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

El Stuntman

Washout wrote:

Hellmuth seems to be getting worse as his ego grows more and more. absolute dick.

dot

apparently he arrived at this WSOPE after driving around London on an open-top bus with 11 girls dressed as policewomen and flashing the '11' sign to bemused and indifferent Londoners...

strewelpeter

El Stuntman wrote:

lol, I heard better quotes in five minutes in the SE last night, ollyk's fourth level slagging of BCB being a particular highlight....

You cannot leave that hanging... gory details please.
You know neither of them will sue if you misquote them...far too risk averse

ollyk1

strewelpeter wrote:

You cannot leave that hanging... gory details please.
You know neither of them will sue if you misquote them...far too risk averse

Sorry Tony I don't normally read these Hellmuth threads until Washout started enquiring about the leveling. I don't think a lot of the stuff that was said last night was particularly witty and could be better described as pure trash talking.

My personal favourite was as follows;

BCB had taken a few hits and was down ~€600 at one stage and getting seriously tilty when he finally won a race with AK v QQ aipf for a ~€450 pot against Primewise. I commiserated with Primewise as follows "Seamus, while it was painful for you to lose that race you've got to be pleased as it’s a seriously good result for the game!"

BCB was so happy at finally winning a pot that he didn't realise what I'd said until a minute later which made it even funnier.:p

BuChan

[QUOTE apparently he arrived at this WSOPE after driving around London on an open-top bus with 11 girls dressed as policewomen and flashing the '11' sign to bemused and indifferent Londoners...[/QUOTE]

LOL sheer genius!

The Clamper

apart from the bracelets,, he does have the tantrum base of an eleven year old

i remember in the wsop he went from
"i can dodge bullets baby"
to
"shot down by a donkey dressed as an idiot from the back streets of no-mans land"

as he stormed off whining, then had to come back for his jacket, which had been thrown on the floor by the same donkey who was now using it as a foot warmer

spectre

El Stuntman wrote:

apparently he arrived at this WSOPE after driving around London on an open-top bus with 11 girls dressed as policewomen and flashing the '11' sign to bemused and indifferent Londoners...

Dude. How can you hate this guy?