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Honda

  • 12-09-2007 3:28pm
    #1
    Scrotum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 139 ✭✭


    This guy went to the doctor and said to him "Doctor....I don't know what's wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word HONDA".

    "That's interesting, never heard of anything like that before. Do you think you could fart for me?" says the doctor.

    The guy says "Sure." And sure enough, the doctor hears "HONDA".

    After several attempts to figure out what's wrong with this guy, the doctor runs out of ideas. He sends him to all sorts of stomach specialists and none of them can figure out why this guys farts say "HONDA." It is a completely out of this world medical condition.

    Finally, as a last resort, the doctors think they should send the man to a dentist. After explaining the problem to the dentist, the dentist opened up the guys mouth and examining it.

    The dentist says "A-haa!!!!....I have solved the problem."

    The patient says "What is it? What is it. Please tell me doc".....

    The dentist replies "Well, sir, you have an abscess tooth."

    The guy says "Yeah....so....What has that got to do with my farts?"

    The dentist replies, "Cant you see??..... Abscess Makes The Fart Go HONDA"


Comments

  • #2
    prospect
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,787 ✭✭✭prospect


    :(

    It is so bad I laughed..... :o


  • #3
    Gaijin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭Gaijin


    Don't even bother with your coat...;)


  • #4
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    please leave the forum.

    I laughed, but thats not the point.. thats just a terrible joke :D


  • #5
    8k2q1gfcz9s5d4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭8k2q1gfcz9s5d4


    here is your coat!


  • #6
    kleefarr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,744 ✭✭✭kleefarr


    I had a chuckle! :D


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  • #7
    sd123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭sd123


    I feel angry


  • #8
    nanook
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,888 ✭✭✭nanook


    i feel used and dirty


  • #9
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    nanook wrote:
    i feel used and dirty


    ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
    better than joke :D


  • #10
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    one star


  • #11
    r3nu4l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Five stars! Brilliant! Intelligent play on words and amusing turn on a common, overused, cliché. Excellent.

    One star indeed sir!
    /turns up nose at biko :D


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  • #12
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    I don't get it :confused::confused::confused:


  • #13
    patmac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,602 ✭✭✭patmac


    The Bollox wrote:
    I don't get it :confused::confused::confused:
    Something to with absence makes the heart grow fonder.

    And the 100 people survey says: uh-uh


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