Find the inner blonde

pogoń

Logical tests to determine how blonde you are:

http://szczecin.hotmag.pl/artykuly.php?artykul=2650

Binomate

Pretty stupid and quite unfunny.

biko

1. What do you put in a toaster?

2. If you drove a bus with 52 people on board from London to Edingburgh, and you picked up 7 more people in Birmingham, and then dropped off 15 in Manchester, what is the name of the driver?

3. Take 3 oranges from 4 oranges. What do you have?

4. A man builds a four sided house. All four sides face south. A bear is outside. What colour is the bear?

5. If you had just one match, and went into a cold, dark room, which contained a candle, a cigarette and a gas cooker, which would you light first?

6. A doctor had 15 patients. All but 6 died. How many live patients were left?

7. I went to bed at 7 o’clock in the evening, and wound up* my clock and set the alarm at 8 o’clock in the morning. How long would I sleep before the alarm went off?

8. Divide twenty by half and add 5. What number do you get?

9. If a doctor gives you 3 pills, and tells you to take one every half hour, how long would it take before you have finished all the pills?

10. Some months have 30 days, and others 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

11. How many of each species of animal did Moses take with him to the ark?

12. Say silk. Spell silk. What do cows drink?

13. Red houses are made from red bricks. Pink houses are made from pink bricks. What are greenhouses made from?

14. You are on a plane over Korea. There is a fire in the engine and the plane crashes exactly on the border between North and South Korea. In which country would you bury the survivors?

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1. Bread
2. Me
3. 3 oranges
4. White
5. The match
6. 6
7. The alarm wouldn't wake you up if you set it at 8am
8. 45
9. 1 hour
10. 12
11. Moses doesn't have an ark
12. Water
13. Glass mostly
14. Wherever they're from (Miss South Carolina would probably be buried in South Africa or the Iraq...)

pretty-in-pink

that was dumb. a four sided house, with all 4 sides facing south is a wall

(unless that was the point?)

Dirk Gently

pretty-in-pink wrote:

(unless that was the point?)

Polar bears

faceman

God, its like being back in school! bin it, bin it!

Genghiz Cohen

pretty-in-blonde!!! wrote:

that was dumb. a four sided house, with all 4 sides facing south is a wall

(unless that was the point?)

No, if you build a house that is centred on the north pole all outward facing sides of the house will face south, conversely all inward facing sides will face north.

pogoń

Binomate wrote:

Pretty stupid and quite unfunny.

If it's 'stupid' I'm sure you can answer the questions quite easily.

Try.

pretty-in-pink

clown bag wrote:

Polar bears

ok. thats still weird. you could say al 4 side faced north to then could ya? or do polar bears only live in the artic?

pretty-in-pink

I got 4 wrong (maybe 5. I'm not sure)

Does this make me blonde?

Genghiz Cohen

The fact you keep posting in an idiotic(not saying your stupid, i missed the moses & the ark one) fashion leads me to believe so.
If you are in a hole stop digging.
sorry.

Sofaspud

Deleted User wrote:

1. Wherever they're from (Miss South Carolina would probably be buried in South Africa or the Iraq...)

Wrong, you wouldn't bury the survivors

cocoa

Deleted User wrote:

Wherever they're from (Miss South Carolina would probably be buried in South Africa or the Iraq...)

umm, why are you burying survivors?

edit: sniped...

pretty-in-pink

Genghiz Cohen wrote:

The fact you keep posting in an idiotic(not saying you're stupid, i missed the moses & the ark one) fashion leads me to believe so.
If you are in a hole stop digging.
sorry.

lol. Yeah I sounded bimbotic, but I don't like trick questions

Genghiz Cohen

pretty-in-pink wrote:

lol. Yeah I sounded bimbotic, but I don't like trick questions.

Terry

Moved from AH.

GhostInTheRuins

Wow, that was crap. I'm drunk and I still got them all right.

pogoń

D.T. Jesus wrote:

Wow, that was crap. I'm drunk and I still got them all right.

How do you know you got them right?

What are the answers?

GhostInTheRuins

pogo&#324 wrote:

How do you know you got them right?

What are the answers?

Apart from the fact I've seen most of the questions countless times:

Deleted User wrote:

Spoiler:

1. Bread
2. Me
3. 3 oranges
4. White
5. The match
6. 6
7. The alarm wouldn't wake you up if you set it at 8am
8. 45
9. 1 hour
10. 12
11. Moses doesn't have an ark
12. Water
13. Glass mostly
14. Wherever they're from (Miss South Carolina would probably be buried in South Africa or the Iraq...)

pogoń

You definitely got 14 wrong.

You wouldn't bury the survivors.

Capt'n Midnight

I always liked the one about the bear.

Only problem is that houses don't float.

Matt Holck

boats float
that's where I head after leaving the tavern

Black Swan

What we do to amuse ourselves...