Can I be in the Clique

Culchieboyz

hereby submit my application for membership of the Clique.

My qualifications for inclusion to same.

1) I'm above average at poker at best but mostly I don't accept that and
actually think I'm sht hot and that most people I play agianst live or
online are fish, nits or just plain crap.

2) I'm a bit of an arrogant fkwit, my personal life is suffering due to
my obsession with poker. My belly is beginning to outgrow my oversized
head and apart from deep vein thrombosis from sitting on my arse barely
covering my expenses I'm worried about sudden death syndrome from
obesity and lack of 'regular' exercise.

3) I play every hand optimally and never get in behind, and when I do
get in behind it's due to tiredness or worry about my weight and swollen
ankles.

4) My ex girlfriend was starting to show an interest in the most boring
of people and in fact tended to listen to them more than she did me,
her grasp of 3 betting was average but her lack of enthusiam was above
average.

5) I've no friends outside poker and those I did have never understood
my brillance at this game of games.

6) my credit card has no other purchases than poker lodgements. Oh yeah
apart from the flight to the poker matches I attend.

7) I have pokerstove, pokercooker,and poker microwave oven all installed
on my coumputer and if a player in china even farts, I have his hand
range down to about two cards.

8) my stats are 40/38/12. This is mostly due to my big belly.

9) I can't remember my life before poker, I know there were more
people and less belts but apart from that I'm getting nothing, nothing.

10) My mouse and keyboard are of dubious hygiene standard, due to
eating, drinking, scratching and having frequent 5 knuckle shuffles at
my laptop. Porntube is my girlfriend.

dougee19

i concour with this and would also like to join...

with just one edit

3) I play every hand

mdwexford

I dont remember writing that yet it does sound familiar

zuutroy

Culchieboyz wrote:

7) I have pokerstove, pokercooker,and poker microwave oven all installed
on my coumputer and if a player in china even farts, I have his hand
range down to about two cards.

8) my stats are 40/38/12. This is mostly due to my big belly.

hotspur

11) I have a below average sense of humour

cardshark202

Solskjaer is back, not up to par imo

Lafortezza

pics of exgf!