Kazobels advice for BGRH

Kazobel · 07-09-2007 9:31pm #1

This much I know: What life has taught me.

1 - Yore Ma's can make you happy.

2 - Sex and chocolate can too.

3 - Most of what you learned in school is useless, which is good cos you forgot everything anyway.

4 - TV is an endless source of entertainment and worth all the picassos and van goghs of this world.

5 - Good looking people are often nicer than the ugly ones. It's a fact because I'm a lovely person and hot too

6 - Masturbation, sex and TV are some of the very few pleasures that won't make you fat or give you cancer.

7 - Friends are the best thing in the world.

8 - Jesus was wrong.

9 - Life is bound to disappoint.

10 - The best time of your life is your childhood, from then on it's all downhill. BUT sex makes adult life a lot more bearable.

11 - If you're not having sex then well you're pretty much SCREWED aren't you?

12 - Being a bitch at times can be fun but being fun all the time can be bitching

07-09-2007 9:36pm

You haven't mentioned beer. Your list looks like it belongs over in AH. You still don't seem to get what BGRH is all about.

DarkJager · 07-09-2007 9:43pm

13 - Metrosexuals are just confused about their real gender. Thats why the should all be burned!

14 - A six pack of Dutch Gold is not a "bargain". It just means you've got to drink six cans of imported piss for 7 euro.