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Would you have sex with yourself?

  • 05-09-2007 6:55pm
    #1
    azezil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭


    If you could make an exact copy of yourself, would you have sex with it?


    I know I certainly would, daaaamn I'm hot!


Comments

  • #2
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    No, but maybe a female version of me. We'd fight over who gets to be on top :D


  • #3
    Doctor DooM
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭Doctor DooM


    This thread is rascist towards doppelgangers!!! :)


  • #4
    KdjaCL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,346 ✭✭✭✭KdjaCL


    I do most nights :(


    kdjac


  • #5
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Me too :(:(


  • #6
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Without a doubt. I'm really ****ing hot.


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  • #7
    Love2love
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,257 ✭✭✭Love2love


    Hell yeah, I'm a stunner! ;)

    Have a look and tell me what you think....

    ME.jpg


  • #8
    Smellyirishman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,285 ✭✭✭Smellyirishman


    I'd go gay for myself.


  • #9
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Just as long as the other me agreed to be the woman...


  • #10
    Nightwish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    No, I'm not masculine enough


  • #11
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Bartender from South Park: "If a killer put a knife to my throat, and said, "Have sex with your father or else I'm gonna kill your mother while having sex with you," I would have sex with myself."


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  • #12
    remus808
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,380 ✭✭✭remus808


    I'd hit it.


  • #13
    scruff321
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 729 ✭✭✭scruff321


    i have sex with my pam does that count?


  • #14
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Pighead would probably kiss Pighead and it would most definitely be a magnificent earth moving experience but as far as blowjobs go, not a chance. The todger is rancid, stinks to the high heavens. No way Jose.


  • #15
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    My head just exploded.


  • #16
    Love2love
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,257 ✭✭✭Love2love


    Terry wrote:
    My head just exploded.


    From the looks of it, Pighead's is going to....


  • #17
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    By the way, Azezil, are you a gay?


  • #18
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,239 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    If you could go back in time and have sex with your former self would it count as masturbation?

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #19
    m83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭m83


    absolutely. i'd like to know why my gf thinks i'm an absolute god in bed.


  • #20
    Niamho!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Niamho!


    i would like the look of me with clothes on but when the clothes come off.....probably not. lol....thats when it gets a bit scary. :D


  • #21
    Anto McC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Anto McC


    i'd ride anything so yeah.


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  • #22
    sexyhousewife
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭sexyhousewife


    hell yeah if i could be the man and keep the lights on.


  • #23
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    no, cos then i would know the real reason why no one ever wants to have sex me :(:(:(


  • #24
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,649 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    azezil wrote:
    If you could make an exact copy of yourself, would you have sex with it?

    I know I certainly would, daaaamn I'm hot!
    Exact copy? No way! I'm straight and like the differences between the sexes.


  • #25
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    I would take me in a manly fashion. Because I'm pretty.


  • #26
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    hmmm, if i could make the copy with boobs? then yes!


  • #27
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    No, cause i know deep down, i wouldn't phone myself the next day.


  • #28
    MooseJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    yea big time I'm gorgeous so i'd get stuck in


  • #29
    Pinker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 185 ✭✭Pinker


    My penis is quite long....I already have....


  • #30
    impr0v
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,647 ✭✭✭impr0v


    Narcissists of the world unite.


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