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Which Poster has the highest sperm count?

6th · 2007-09-04 15:07:52

I'd say it has to be one of the guys but I am open to being corrected. Who do you think it is? *Edited to make it clearer. How has fathered the most kids on Boards.ie?

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04-09-2007 4:07pm

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6th

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I'd say it has to be one of the guys but I am open to being corrected.

Who do you think it is?

*Edited to make it clearer.

How has fathered the most kids on Boards.ie?

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#2 04-09-2007 4:08pm
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/Sigh.

Yore Ma. She's loaded with the stuff.

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#3 04-09-2007 4:09pm
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YORE MA!!!

Cos everyone has left a bit of jizz in her!!

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#4 04-09-2007 4:10pm
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I've never seen a thread that warranted a "Yore Sister" Response as much as this one!

EDIT: Nothing to see here!

<_<

>_>

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#5 04-09-2007 4:12pm
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I know ... kinda the point of it really. Unfortunately though my mother isn't a poster here.

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#6 04-09-2007 4:12pm
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Read the damn charter! I can't do it because i've read it. Dammit!

Anyway, pears ftw!

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#7 04-09-2007 4:15pm
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Yeah, has to be yore ma... Peter North was telling me he had loads of fun with her!

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#8 04-09-2007 4:15pm
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Quality not quantity!

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#9 04-09-2007 4:17pm
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So do I report all the "Yore Ma" comments now because of the revised charter?

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#10 04-09-2007 4:24pm
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OP should be charged with "wasting CPU time"

This guy must be the winner!

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Pointless Threads and Polls
- Posting any pointless thread or poll will result in the thread being locked. You can be banned for this. Think before you post. If you don't have anything to say then don't bother posting a new thread. Please try to comment as much as you can on any threads you create. If you create a thread in which you ask people to contribute in, contribute first.

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#11 04-09-2007 4:25pm
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Well, technically if you do report the posts, then equally, we "could" report the thread for trolling seeing as it was pretty much a deliberate attempt to get one of those responses

But thanks for pointing out the new post in the Charter

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#12 04-09-2007 4:27pm
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Charter wrote:

It's amusing in the right context

Please take the time to read the charter,
Have a nice day.

There was no greater context than this and you knew it 6th.

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#13 04-09-2007 4:42pm
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Surely the Bollox has the highest sperm count?

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#14 04-09-2007 4:43pm
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I just had a quick count there and came up with twelfty.

Do I win?

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#15 04-09-2007 4:46pm
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I have twelftyeleven so you'll have to work harder.

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#16 04-09-2007 4:46pm
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So come on, who's fathered the most kids?

I've 2.

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#17 04-09-2007 4:48pm
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I presume everyone was referring to this individual? Apparently his sperm count is utterly enormous.

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#18 04-09-2007 4:50pm
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I heard his wife has to chew before swallowing.

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#19 04-09-2007 5:02pm
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From the Charter:
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- Posting any pointless thread or poll will result in the thread being locked. You can be banned for this. Think before you post. If you don't have anything to say then don't bother posting a new thread. Please try to comment as much as you can on any threads you create. If you create a thread in which you ask people to contribute in, contribute first.

Now I'm no Mod, as you know, but even I can see that this thread is subject to the above filtering. 6th, your quality is becoming diluted by your quantity - just hope it doesn't spread beyond your posting

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#20 04-09-2007 5:06pm
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This thread is 2 things:

1) A beacon to highlight all the shit threads of late

2) A genuine thread to see who has fathered the most kids of all the Boardsies.

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#21 04-09-2007 5:26pm
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agamemnon wrote:

Surely the Bollox has the highest sperm count?

well I wasn't going to be the first to say it

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#22 04-09-2007 5:31pm
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I heard you only hand like 4 or 5 really big ones?

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#23 04-09-2007 6:03pm
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6th wrote:

So come on, who's fathered the most kids?

I've 2.

6th wrote:

This thread is 2 things:

1) A beacon to highlight all the **** threads of late

2) A genuine thread to see who has fathered the most kids of all the Boardsies.

That's a different question.

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#24 04-09-2007 7:05pm
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Ah, that wasn't exactly crystal up to 17:05

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#25 05-09-2007 12:12am
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Who on boards has fathered the most children?

This is the internet. All you're doing is asking fat nerds for proof they've had sex. There aren't going to be too many positive responses for this one...

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#26 05-09-2007 12:31am
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6th wrote:

I'd say it has to be one of the guys but I am open to being corrected.

Smellyirishman wrote:

/Sigh.

Yore Ma. She's loaded with the stuff.

Have to go with SIM on that,

6th wrote:

*Edited to make it clearer.

How has fathered the most kids on Boards.ie?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=117303

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#27 05-09-2007 2:48am
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I have a poster of jenna jameson on my bedroom wall,....it has a marginally higher sperm count than the one beside it of pamela anderson .....:p

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