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Rubbed up the right way

mickrourke · 2007-09-03 20:09:33

A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he…

03-09-2007 8:09pm

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A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man with her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

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#2 03-09-2007 8:11pm

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AHAHAHA excellent!

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#3 03-09-2007 8:22pm

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lol

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#4 06-09-2007 4:51pm

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Excellent...:D

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#5 06-09-2007 6:21pm

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brilliant

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#6 06-09-2007 6:47pm

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good joke.

but shouldnt this be in the little johnny jokes thread?

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#7 06-09-2007 8:37pm

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EricM wrote:

good joke.

but shouldnt this be in the little johnny jokes thread?

Nah, this is a different little johnny......:p

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#8 06-09-2007 10:41pm

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good joke, but how come theres always some one trying to split hairs

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#9 06-09-2007 10:46pm

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Good one.

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#10 07-09-2007 11:55am

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mickrourke wrote:

Nah, this is a different little johnny......:p

nice.

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