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  • 03-09-2007 6:37pm
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    Pepe LeFrits
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    horny right now. What would happen if I put fizzy water in my condom?


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    Peyton Manning
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    You'd get happy time for Pepe!


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    Ruu_Old
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    Try caustic soda instead, I heard it is good. :)


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    Dave!
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    Put it in your ASS!


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    AlmightyCushion
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    Pepe LeFrits wrote:
    horny right now.

    Dead mans hand ftw.


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    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    That is very bad for your circulation!...as for the fizzy water, I'm sure it would produce some interesting sensations.


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    Rossibaby
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    put in some deep heat cream


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    comewatmay
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    probably a bit off topic, but i once rubbed deep heat on my groin before a match and it went into my "balls" and i have to say it was the most uncomfortable sensation i have ever felt


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    Rossibaby
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    me too mate:-(


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    DonkeyStyle \o/
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    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    Dead mans hand ftw.
    lmao :D
    Dead mans hand... surely the name kills the mood a bit?
    "Feels like you're being wanked off by a REAL DEAD MAN!!" :eek:
    Well, whatever gets you off. <_<


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    bronte
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    On a side note..who came up with the word ****? Always wanted to know!


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    Jigsaw
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    bronte wrote:
    On a side note..who came up with the word ****? Always wanted to know!

    Some wanker probably.......


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    Dyr
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    It was named after the 14th earl of ****, he was playing poker one night with some other earls and thought "thats not a bad idea yer man sandwich came up with there hmmmm...."


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    BKtje
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    probably a bit off topic, but i once rubbed deep heat on my groin before a match and it went into my "balls" and i have to say it was the most uncomfortable sensation i have ever felt
    Ever used freeze spray on that same area? Also quite a strange sensation i must say ;)


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    Dun laoire
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    bronte wrote:
    On a side note..who came up with the word ****? Always wanted to know!

    Thats an easy one brother Bronte. The word **** was made up because of the noise your bed makes when you're doing some solo action. "wankwankwankwank"


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    bronte
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    Lol!! I see... tis one of those funny words that I often wondered about :D

    ps. i'm a girl! though brother bronte is catchy!


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    Zzippy
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    comewatmay wrote:
    probably a bit off topic, but i once rubbed deep heat on my groin before a match and it went into my "balls" and i have to say it was the most uncomfortable sensation i have ever felt

    One of the lads on our team did that too, only with Tiger Balm (Deep Heat times 10 for effect). He was in bits :D:D:D


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    Parry Hotter
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    I once rubbed my balls off a tiger! (10 times worse than tiger balm)


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    8k2q1gfcz9s5d4
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    Pepe LeFrits wrote:
    horny right now. What would happen if I put fizzy water in my condom?
    you sat it as if you wear a condom 24/7


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    Pepe LeFrits
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    Lola Modern Underbelly wrote:
    you sat it as if you wear a condom 24/7
    Don't you?


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    Zebra3
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    Pepe LeFrits wrote:
    What would happen if I put fizzy water in my condom?

    Eh, the condom would get wet?


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