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Fremen · 03-09-2007 2:39pm #1

bored right now. What would happen if I put fizzy water in my coffee machine?

Kimbot · 03-09-2007 2:40pm

Why don't you try and post up the results here for everyone to know!!

biko · 03-09-2007 2:42pm

jonny24ie wrote:

Why don't you try and post up the results here for everyone to know!!

I was just gonna post the very same response

Chants "do it do it do it do it"

Ruu_Old · 03-09-2007 2:42pm

Boil the kettle without any water in it.

Jesus Wept · 03-09-2007 2:42pm

It would probably blow up, and you'd have to pick the bits of metal out of your face, and you'd be left with big red blotches all over your face....

Edit: great minds ruu

monkeyfudge · 03-09-2007 2:44pm

Like Father Bigley.

Jesus Wept · 03-09-2007 2:44pm

Exactly like Father Bigley!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlquBL8l9Yw

Fremen · 03-09-2007 2:47pm

F*ck Me!
Slightly fizzy coffee! This tastes bizarre

Niamho! · 03-09-2007 2:50pm

im bored outta my skull too....must be one of those Days. i'll pass on fizzy tea though.

the OP's "Location" entertained me for about 3 seconds. ....now im bored again.

Kimbot · 03-09-2007 2:53pm

Dam it didn't blow up!!! Well we think you have to do a few more Experiments to get us all entertained for the afternoon!!

Dave! · 03-09-2007 2:54pm

Try putting petrol in your coffee machine!

Crucifix · 03-09-2007 2:57pm

Put washing up liquid in the dishwasher.

Rob_l · 03-09-2007 3:00pm

try putting pepper in the salt shaker :mad:

AlmightyCushion · 03-09-2007 3:00pm

Put washing up liquid in the kettle. It's hilarious. Daz in the toilet cistern isn't nearly as fun though.

MooseJam · 03-09-2007 3:01pm

it'll turn into a rocket and shoot to the moon

monkeyfudge · 03-09-2007 3:08pm

How about putting some matter into anti-matter?

Wossack · 03-09-2007 3:09pm

cut a can of expanding foam in half with an axe in an elevator

so asking brainiac to do that... soon as Im bothered

Dun laoire · 03-09-2007 3:10pm

For the craic put water, tea bags, milk and sugar in the kettle and let her boil away.

The Bollox · 03-09-2007 3:12pm

I always wanted to know what would happen if you put tea-bags into a kettle

Irish Wolf · 03-09-2007 3:13pm

Put some Alka Seltzer and bicarbonate soda into you washing machine and switch it on...

I saw Clarkson doing it once - but I need proper evidence that works..

January · 03-09-2007 3:14pm

Wossack wrote:

cut a can of expanding foam in half with an axe in an elevator

so asking brainiac to do that... soon as Im bothered

Maybe someone less lazy will ask before you now.

Alanthroneus · 03-09-2007 3:15pm

ooh while youre at it put some mentos in diet coke.... its entertaining

Fremen · 03-09-2007 3:15pm

I always wanted to know what would happen if you put tea-bags into a kettle

I've done that before too. You get very weak tea, but not so weak that it's undrinkable. Mine came out tasting slightly of fish for some reason.

6th · 03-09-2007 3:16pm

How many times would I have to boil a 1.5lt kettle before it was completely empty? As in steam, not pouring it out.

Kimbot · 03-09-2007 3:18pm

6th wrote:

How many times would I have to boil a 1.5lt kettle before it was completely empty? As in steam, not pouring it out.

See post #2 in this thread!

The Bollox · 03-09-2007 3:18pm

my God, it's been 25 posts and I'm the first to say it:

I'd love to put something in **** **!

6th · 03-09-2007 3:25pm

Bollox ... you seen the new revised Charter?

Archeron · 03-09-2007 3:30pm

Fill a grannies icing bag with diarrhea and wait for the fun to start.

Steez · 03-09-2007 3:30pm

Dream (or plan) acts of terrorism. I'm starting small, bridges. If you blow it up upwards, as in put the explosives underneath and direct the blast upwards, it'll crumble because they're made to take weight on top so the underneath isn't all reinforced. Or something. That's what i was told by an engineer.
I think i'll move onto cities, the soundest way to take over one, followed by the most fun way of destroying one.

Or alternatively, tidy something. I decided to tidy up the house a bit, and i found a bag of weed down the side of my bed. It's been an excellent day.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 03-09-2007 3:31pm

6th wrote:

Bollox ... you seen the new revised Charter?

I have and I've never been so disappointed...

monkeyfudge · 03-09-2007 3:36pm

6th wrote:

Bollox ... you seen the new revised Charter?

My mother has read the revised charter...

no wait.. that's not quite right...

Spyral · 03-09-2007 3:48pm

no YORE MA has revised it... even if she is your mother you must still refer to her as YORE MA !

zuutroy · 03-09-2007 3:52pm

I dunno what type of coffee maker you have, but if its an espresso machine of some description, you'll blow the seals using fizzy water. Thats why they say dont do it in the manual.

The Bollox · 03-09-2007 3:53pm

6th wrote:

Bollox ... you seen the new revised Charter?

ah... I have now

tbh · 03-09-2007 4:28pm

I'll save ye all a bit of time. If you replace water in a coffee maker with milk, and coffee with hot chocolate, you're on a winner right? Not so fast buddy. All you'll get is a melted coffee maker, and a smell of burnt plastic that will linger long in the memory years after it's finally disappeared from your room. Plus, your mam will shout at you.

Photi · 03-09-2007 4:32pm

Put a couple of bars of soap in your microwave.

Fremen · 03-09-2007 4:45pm

I dunno what type of coffee maker you have, but if its an espresso machine of some description, you'll blow the seals using fizzy water. Thats why they say dont do it in the manual.

Yeah, good point. I didn't actually do it, though I claimed to have done earlier. Really I just wanted to make people feel as if it was safe to do so, and find out what happened when they tried it.

The Bollox · 03-09-2007 4:48pm

while we're on the topic of putting normal **** into normal appliances (but which are not meant to go there) apart from the really cool 'lightning' effects, does putting a cd into a microwave have any other effect, good or bad?

Fremen · 03-09-2007 5:08pm

while we're on the topic of putting normal **** into normal appliances (but which are not meant to go there) apart from the really cool 'lightning' effects, does putting a cd into a microwave have any other effect, good or bad?

If it's an enya CD, it vastly improves the quality...

If you put grapes in, they fire off little balls of what scientists think is plasma, but no-one knows exactly why.

Cheeky_gal · 03-09-2007 5:11pm

Fremen wrote:

If it's an enya CD, it vastly improves the quality...

Wow! Really??

Wossack · 03-09-2007 5:59pm

by quality, I think he means the quality of life of the former owner

Cheeky_gal · 03-09-2007 6:03pm

Wossack wrote:

by quality, I think he means the quality of life of the former owner

Speak english dude...haven't a breezers where your cumin from!

Steez · 03-09-2007 6:04pm

Screw cd's, anyone who wants to: put a small bit of petrol (or some flammable fluid) in a balloon, blow it up and tape a teaspoon to the balloon. Put in microwave, turn on and run.

Turns out i actually watched brainiac, huh.

Cheeky_gal · 03-09-2007 6:11pm

Steez wrote:

Screw cd's, anyone who wants to: put a small bit of petrol (or some flammable fluid) in a balloon, blow it up and tape a teaspoon to the balloon. Put in microwave, turn on and run.

Turns out i actually watched brainiac, huh.

You have far too much time on your hands dude....

mc nuggets · 03-09-2007 7:57pm

6th wrote:

Bollox ... you seen the new revised Charter?

What NOOOOO. I never got to say it, I was saving it for something good and now its gone *sulks in corner*

Steez · 03-09-2007 8:46pm

Cheeky_gal wrote:

You have far too much time on your hands dude....

G'wan, try it

Cheeky_gal · 03-09-2007 10:05pm

Steez wrote:

G'wan, try it

Whaaa? Ah jaysus man now i'm confused!

Steez · 03-09-2007 11:00pm

You are?

muboop1 · 03-09-2007 11:21pm

blow up a caravan?? anyone?? no?? ill leave now...

I'm really...

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