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The Sandwich Of DEATH.......

  • 01-09-2007 1:11pm
    #1
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭


    ideas for fillings???


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  • #2
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,201 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Cyanide...

    ... that should do it!


  • #3
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    I want ot say rat poison but thats usually blue, might stand out. Then again it is the sandwich of DEATH!!.... maybe it needs to stand out and be feared!


  • #4
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    shellac


  • #5
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,537 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    You lads have it all wrong! The things you most fear are young attractive women! Ha!

    Now for the sandwich of death... My beautiful flatmate and I are walk'in down the beach sporting our two piece suits and show'in a lot of skin, and you just happen to pass between us. We give you that looooook, your heart skips several beats and the lifeguards later pick up your body and haul it off to hospital. DOA (Dead on arrival)! Ha!


  • #6
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Hah! the two of you would have to do a hell of a lot more than that!



    /puts affairs in order and books flight

    >_>


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  • #7
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Wholegrain bread
    Mayo
    Iceberg lettuce
    Red onion
    Peppers
    Ham
    Asbestos


  • #8
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,537 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Damo better lend Randy some of that asbestos so that he can be insulated while passing through a B!ue + Cin sandwich! Wouldn't want him to get burned...


  • #9
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    /me brandishes meh super-conductor :p


  • #10
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,537 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Toooooooo big a spark for Randy to handle! He would fry his motherboard if caught between us!


  • #11
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Once meh fatherboard survived ... ;)


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  • #12
    Black Swan
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    Been told the most important thing for your laptop is RAM!


  • #13
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    the fluid space for data mixing


  • #14
    Black Swan
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    Thermal grease for your heat sink


  • #15
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Massage oil, is it good on your hard disk?


  • #16
    Black Swan
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    Hard drives are better than floppies.


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    USB sticks are hard as well as small and perfectly formed, and promiscious!


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    square_igloo wrote:
    ideas for fillings???

    Dynamite
    Eggs
    Acid
    Tetrodotoxin
    Hemlock

    Bon Appetit!

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  • #19
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    yore ma!


  • #20
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Pineapple.


  • #21
    JIZZLORD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,484 ✭✭✭JIZZLORD


    jam
    peanut butter
    rasher
    ________
    Heart attack


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  • #22
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hand grenade on toast!


  • #23
    Matt Holck
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    plummet from the 805


  • #24
    Oman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭Oman


    where kerry maid is made


  • #25
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,537 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Just butter me up!


  • #26
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Lard sammich.

    That is all.


  • #27
    johnny_ultimate
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 30,019 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    The deadliest filling of all:

    MAN!
    and mayonaisse


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