Piscatorial Puns ...

Oliverdog

Name three fish, each beginning and ending with the letter 'K' . . .

No ?


1. Killer Shark


2. Kwik-Save Deep Fried Haddock


3. Kilmarnock





(A plaice in Scotland)

Oriel

What?

mc nuggets

I want what hes tripping on

Steez

1. Kool and the Gang

2. Kayak

3. Kylie

Do i win?

Capt'n Midnight

Karp

Kod

Krayfish

Kippers

Blackhorse Slim

kgoldfishk
kpikek
kcatfishk

Rabies

Funny word games go that way -->

randylonghorn

Actually, I don't think it's meant to be a game, judging by the OP's own answers it was supposed to be a joke. :rolleyes:

Can understand how Rabies missed that though, especially with jetlag!

Worst.Joke.Ever!

Rabies

-_-

O_o

ugh.... er...
Looked like on of those funny word game thingamajigs to me. OP if I was wrong, just send a pm to one of the tCN mods to get it moved back.

/adjusts body clock

randylonghorn

Somehow, I don't think anyone's going to miss it much!

Black Swan

Kandy(k)
Kong(k)
Korn(k)

Fishy enough?

Matt Holck

swirling within they swam

Matt Holck

staring through curved windows
Tim saw faces swirl and swim
Tim spotted Will, the courier
Within the arms of a woman

Black Swan

Who warmly blushed
Within his embrace
Snuggling closer still
A mermaid's dream

Oliverdog

Stop this madness now!

In my opinion, having a post moved because it was a joke so corny that it was not even recognised as such, is the single greatest honour that the Humour Forum can bestow on a poster.
Having it moved back would be like John Lennon giving back his MBE.

I'm moving on.

Steez

I totally won with my selection of K words. Special K(etamine)!

mc nuggets

oh i get the joke now,

randylonghorn

john.hannah@bti wrote:

In my opinion, having a post moved because it was a joke so corny that it was not even recognised as such, is the single greatest honour that the Humour Forum can bestow on a poster.

So, does the fact that I recognised it as such (when even the Mod of Humour didn't) mean

(a) I am super intelligent, or
(b) I just have a shíte sense of humour?

Oh, wait ... this is the Nest ... not the place to ask questions like that!

/slaps self around head

Oliverdog

Well I think it's safe to say that, in the context of the other reactions to this joke, particularly the American Dead Poets Society that kicked in at the end, your claim to super intelligence is unimpeachable. However the sh1te sense of humour theory will have its supporters too.

By his own admission McNuggets took 18 hrs and 4 minutes to get it. Other results may be still to come.

Unslap your head - you are, as I write - Da Man! :rolleyes:

Rabies

Ah... I get it now....

or do i

Oliverdog

Bad Luck - 25 hours 4 minutes.

McNuggets wins the sandpaper jockstrap.