Oh dear

Victor

I stood on the weigh scales at a mates house (after a few drinks, Chinese & DVDs) and it went 'Clang!'.

Brothers, I fear both a diet and an exercise regime will be upon me. The thing is, I thought I had lost weight, especially with that extra large dump last Saturday.

Tom Dunne

Victor wrote:

Brothers, I fear both a diet and an exercise regime will be upon me.

The door is that way

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We don't want any of your sort in here.

Zaph

Brother Victor, don't let this momentous occasion, one which every brother is envious of, lead you to The Dark Side.

admiralofthefleet

it only went clang because it was a cheap scales, try this one for size

Ruu_Old

Ive been using the one below..

Steyr

Join me Victor.........You will live longer.

smashey

Steyr wrote:

Join me Victor.........You will live longer.

Victor, stay well away from this miscreant.

Tom Dunne

smashey wrote:

Victor, stay well away from this miscreant.

Where's Beruthiel when we need her?

r3nu4l

I don't know, I rather enjoy the exercise I get. Why it was only last night I walked from the couch to the fridge to get myself a can of Guinness. The exercise really built up a thirst in me I can tell you and I felt that I really deserved my little treat following my walk!

Slow Motion

Del Griffith wrote:

I don't know, I rather enjoy the exercise I get. Why it was only last night I walked from the couch to the fridge to get myself a can of Guinness.

Have you no wimmin to do this brother ? :eek:

*Shakes head sadly*:(

Victor

113.4kg, that up 18kg in 18 months.