The "Yore Ma" thread

KTRIC

I think you all (well most of the more mature people) will agree that the whole "Yore Ma" thing is getting out of hand, especially in AH.

So I have taken it upon myself to set up the (un)Official "Yore Ma" thread where people can vent and post nonsensical posts about each others mothers.

Steve_o

I'll vent and Post YORE MA





Wait, that wasn't very good at all....

Jesus Wept

every thread is a YORE MA thead.

I don't think it's out of hand, it's always best imo, if the YORE MA reponse is one of the first few in the thread, to get it out of the way.

now someone say something bout YORE MA to me.

The Bollox

YORE DA!

cheque mate

Kimbot

The-Rigger wrote:

every thread is a YORE MA thead.

I don't think it's out of hand, it's always best imo, if the YORE MA reponse is one of the first few in the thread, to get it out of the way.

now someone say something bout YORE MA to me.

YORE MA is a demon in the sack!!

www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=762

jobonar

The Bollox wrote:

YORE DA!

cheque mate

:eek:

Kimbot

The Bollox wrote:

YORE DA!

cheque mate

YOUR MISSUS
YORE SISTER!

Check and Mate!!!

Pherekydes

The Bollox wrote:

YORE DA!

cheque mate

:eek:

What is the cheque needed for?

Ishmael

Steve_o wrote:

Wait, that wasn't very good at all....

Neither is Yore ma!

KTRIC

Slow coach wrote:

:eek:

What is the cheque needed for?

Because he hasn't got cash and YORE DA is expensive.

The Bollox

jonny24ie wrote:

YOUR MISSUS
YORE SISTER!

Check and Mate!!!

I don't have a missus, or a sister

last card

Pherekydes

Damien's Ma:

Kimbot

The Bollox wrote:

I don't have a missus, or a sister

last card

YORE DOGGIE/CAT

Pherekydes

KTRIC wrote:

Because he hasn't got cash and YORE DA is expensive.

Frankenstein couldn't bring him back now.


Yore God!


Dyslexia, FTW.

The Bollox

jonny24ie wrote:

YORE DOGGIE

OMG!!!!!11!11!one not only are you beatealiphile, you are also a necrophile. shame on you...... RE MA!

Jesus Wept

YORE [INSERT FAMILY MEMBER]

The Bollox

is that pointed towards your vagina or anus?.... or both?

Kimbot

The Bollox wrote:

OMG!!!!!11!11!one not only are you beatealiphile, you are also a necrophile. shame on you...... RE MA!

Well I do try!!!


But YORE GRAN really does try when she drops over!!!!



I'm going straight to hell now.......

Pherekydes

The Bollox wrote:

I don't have a missus, or a sister

last card

Yore Bollox!

Pherekydes

jonny24ie wrote:

Well I do try!!!


But YORE GRAN really does try when she drops over!!!!



I'm going straight to hell now.......

This thread's going straight to tCN.

The Bollox

jonny24ie wrote:

Well I do try!!!


But YORE GRAN really does try when she drops over!!!!



I'm going straight to hell now.......

:eek:

wow

*looks in dictionary* powermove: noun; to sink so low, you somehow end up on top; to pull a powermove

well I know when I'm beaten

Kimbot

The Bollox wrote:

:eek:

powermove: noun; to sink so low

Oh she did indeed!!! False teeth were a bit of a problem but it all worked out in the end.

The Bollox wrote:

you somehow end up on top

Dam straight I did!! And she loved every minute of it!!

Duggy747

Oh well, might as well get it out of the way and considering I never say it:

YORE MA,
YORE DA,
YORE AUNT,
YORE UNCLE,
YORE AUNT'S AUNT,
YORE UNCLE'S UNCLE,
YORE COUSIN,
YORE COUSIN'S COUSIN,
YORE COUSIN'S COUSIN'S SISTAS
YORE GRAN,
YORE GRANDA,
YORE GREAT GRAN,
YORE GREAT GRANDA,
YORE GREAT GREAT.........GREAT GRAN,
YORE CAT,
YORE DOG,

AND YORE SISTAS, TOO!!

Phew, there we go!

Kimbot

Duggy747 wrote:

Oh well, might as well get it out of the way and considering I never say it:

YORE MA,
YORE DA,
YORE AUNT,
YORE UNCLE,
YORE AUNT'S AUNT,
YORE UNCLE'S UNCLE,
YORE COUSIN,
YORE COUSIN'S COUSINS,
YORE COUSIN'S COUSIN'S SISTAS
YORE GRAN,
YORE GRANDA,
YORE GREAT GRAN,
YORE GREAT GRANDA,
YORE GREAT GREAT.........GREAT GRAN,
YORE CAT,
YORE DOG,

AND YORE SISTAS, TOO!!
Phew, there we go!

You missed alot in that list!!!

Where my Gerbil and Hamster??

Duggy747

jonny24ie wrote:

You missed alot in that list!!!

Where my Gerbil and Hamster??

Please, I got standards! Plus that's all I can shag in under an hour, me willy would just wither away and be reduced to dust!!

Kimbot

Duggy747 wrote:

Please, I got standards! Plus that's all I can shag in under an hour, me willy would just wither away and be reduced to dust!!

I'll have you know that my Hamster is one sexy little beast!!! :eek:
He is going to be depressed now!!

Mr.Plough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHjFxJVeCQs

Basq

DRAMATIC HAMSTER!!!

But not quite as dramatic as:

YORE DRAMA TEACHER!

The Bollox

YORE FATHER'S BROTHER'S NEPHEW'S COUSIN'S BEST FRIEND'S FORMER ROOMATE*





*does anyone know the refrence?

Sofaspud

The Bollox wrote:

*does anyone know the refrence?

"Dark Helmet: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing."

Love that movie

The Bollox

fantastic!

Dot Matrix: hey! stop looking up my can!
Barf: sorry

the_syco

This cos I did yore ma last night? Was sure I left a tenner under the pillow:D

Oh, and Bollox, Spaceballs rules!

Duggy747

LOL, I love that movie! That hamster vid is brilliant, the sheer conviction on his face:

"So, you want to know who murdered Father Thompson?"
*Dramatic turn, instant pan & zoom to face*
"It was I!!!"
*DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!*

Slow Motion

Years from now we'll be talking about the days of Yore !!....





*Coat gotten*

2 stroke

Yore warm apple pie

The Bollox

you'd like that, you prevert!*




*not a typo

AlmightyCushion

The-Rigger wrote:

YORE [INSERT FAMILY MEMBER]

I'LL INSERT MY MEMBER INTO YORE MA!

Big Ears

YORE SELF :eek: ........oh no I didn't .

Jesus Wept

The Bollox wrote:

YORE FATHER'S BROTHER'S NEPHEW'S COUSIN'S BEST FRIEND'S FORMER ROOMATE*





*does anyone know the refrence?

Yore 2nd cousins best friends former roommate.

Sparky

Neil Armstrong wasn't the first man on yore ma

Yore ma is so fat, that when god created the earth and said let there be light he asked yore ma to move!

Yore ma's so stupid she thinks that Cross-Dressing is what you put on your salad

dingding

jonny24ie wrote:

You missed alot in that list!!!

Where my Gerbil and Hamster??

With




Yore Ma

Smellyirishman

Terry killed YORE MA! :eek:

Terry

And I'd do it again.

The guy

Terry wrote:

And I'd do it again.

If it wasn't for YORE MA'S pesky kids.

2 stroke

The Bollox wrote:

you'd like that, you prevert!*




*not a typo

Not as much as I liked
YORE MA
son

¬_¬

2 stroke wrote:

Not as much as I liked
YORE MA
son

His...mason? You like what the mason could do with his big rocks, eh? lol

Plug

I think you all (well most of the more mature people) will agree that the whole "Yore Ma" thing is getting out of hand, especially in AH.

So I have taken it upon myself to set up the (un)Official "Yore Ma" thread where people can vent and post nonsensical posts about each others mothers.

YORE DOGS AND KITTENS.