Quick Question

cellulite_sally

Ladies/Guys, was in a club 2night and a some seemingly hot girl walked by me and the fellas were like "not bad, not bad" then one of the lads said "no way" she's a bit of a lazy eye.

So quick question to the guys and girls would u ever go out with someone who had a slight lazy eye, like paris hilton or lucy lu for example.

DemocAnarchis

Not a chance. Someone with such a grotesque disfiguration should be strangled at birth.

electric69

DemocAnarchis wrote:

Not a chance. Someone with such a grotesque disfiguration should be strangled at birth.

lol


yes

Plug

So she was a ride? So she had a lazy eye?
Close your eyes and she can be whoever you want.

easyontheeye

keep the lights out...or theres plenty of positions to avoid ever seeing her face

MayMay

It's horrible but that would put me right off someone....you're looking in to their eyes all the time, there's no escaping it....definitely a no from me.

aidan_dunne

cellulite_sally wrote:

..... then one of the lads said "no way" she's a bit of a lazy eye.

I'm sorry if this comes across as harsh but.......... I want to beat that f**ker into the middle of next week! :mad:

Can't stand guys like that (or girls, for that matter) that think they are so perfect themselves that they can criticise others like that and completely dismiss them because of any tiny little thing or imperfection. Pity she didn't hear him and turn around and say, in front of all his mates, "yeah well, no way to you, too, you're just a bit of a c*nt yourself anyway!" That would have put the cocky príck in his place, I bet!

Besides, as other's have already said here, there's plenty of ways to do someone so as you don't have to look at any imperfection they may have. As the old saying goes, beauty is just a lightswitch away!

Plug

easyontheeye wrote:

keep the lights out...or theres plenty of positions to avoid ever seeing her face

Does it invlove numbers?

tallus

wouldn't it be hard to cop whether she was looking at you or looking at someone else? I say no!

Terry

Doggy style.

Hagar

Plug wrote:

Does it invlove numbers?

Yes. 68.

Dave!

DemocAnarchis wrote:

Not a chance. Someone with such a grotesque disfiguration should be strangled at birth.

lol!

I didnt realise Paris Hilton and Lucy Liu have lazy eyes I'd fook both of them and probably the chick you saw last night.

I've got a bit of a lazy eye fetish.

Gizzle

cellulite_sally wrote:

Ladies/Guys, was in a club 2night and a some seemingly hot girl walked by me and the fellas were like "not bad, not bad" then one of the lads said "no way" she's a bit of a lazy eye.

So quick question to the guys and girls would u ever go out with someone who had a slight lazy eye, like paris hilton or lucy lu for example.

She could've just been absolutely trolleyed and did a bit of a Stallone. The most acceptable outcome would be to grab her by the arm stare straight into her good eye and shout; "DO YOU HAVE A LAZY EYE OR ARE YOU JUST PARALETIC?"

comongethappy

I'd say ride her - but I wouldn't go any further than that. Too many akward dates where one eye is on you and one is wandering off somewhere else...

Dudess

aidan_dunne wrote:

I'm sorry if this comes across as harsh but.......... I want to beat that f**ker into the middle of next week! :mad:

Can't stand guys like that (or girls, for that matter) that think they are so perfect themselves that they can criticise others like that and completely dismiss them because of any tiny little thing or imperfection.

Amen, brother.

Spyral

Its a sad society that is so materialistic

JC 2K3

Spyral wrote:

Its a sad society that is so materialistic

wtf has that got to do with this thread?

Dudess

I presume Spyral means "shallow" or "superficial" rather than "materialistic".

Tar.Aldarion

Pirate style eye patch and everybody is happy.

watna

I used to have a lazy eye, my eye would move whenever I was tired or bored. i had an opermaration when I was 8. I'm all good now but when my boyfriend wants to take the piss he tells me he can see it moving and it disgusts him! He is joking though.....at least i hope he's joking. This thread makes my fell like an ugmo!

Plug

Hagar wrote:

Yes. 68.

+ 1 =?

biko

Lazy eye no problem 0_o

Drift

I find it cute ....it appears I'm on my own though. I think Lucy Liu is hotter with it than she would be without. I think it makes someone seem more human and less "perfect". Bottom line - usually makes a girl cuter.

Naikon

cellulite_sally wrote:

Ladies/Guys, was in a club 2night and a some seemingly hot girl walked by me and the fellas were like "not bad, not bad" then one of the lads said "no way" she's a bit of a lazy eye.

So quick question to the guys and girls would u ever go out with someone who had a slight lazy eye, like paris hilton or lucy lu for example.

WTF? please don't tell me you are confusing Strabismus with Amplyopia(lazy eye)

I have a lazy eye, and by looking at both my eye's you wouldn't be able to tell I had the condition at all.
"Lazy eye" is a reduction in visual acuity in the affected eye uncorrectable with glasses or contacts or other vision aide's.
Not the "wandering eye" thing most people associate with Amplyopia.

Simply put people with lazy eye can't see as well in the affected eye due to a neurological abnormality, not a defect with an otherwise perfectly healthy eye.

*btw, that guy must be pretty shallow tbh.*

Naikon

DaveMcG wrote:

lol!

I didnt realise Paris Hilton and Lucy Liu have lazy eyes I'd fook both of them and probably the chick you saw last night.

I've got a bit of a lazy eye fetish.

Maybe you should replace "Lazy eye" with "strabismus" in future.

shay_562

OK, all the "the guy must have been shallow for not finding the random girl in a club walking by attractive" thing, bollocks - surely it's just as superficial to admire her for being good-looking as it is to dismiss her because you find some aspect of her bad-looking? If he was refusing to associate with her at all because of her eyes or had pointed and said "Check out the ugly bitch! I'd never do her!" that'd be one thing, but he responded to his friends' comments of "I'd ride that" with "I wouldn't" - big deal!

In a more general sense, is it really all that shallow to find one aspect of how a person looks off-putting? I kinda agree with MayMay - I like eyes, they're one of the things that really draws me to a guy, so someone having wonky eyes will make me find them less attractive. Physical appearance is incredibly important in a relationship - not in the sense that everyone you date has to be a 10, but in the sense that you need to be sexually attracted to them, or there's really no point to...you know...the sex. You may as well just be friends.

Besides, as we can see clearly from the thread above, one person's off-putting physical deformity is the next person's kinky fetish, so why not strive to ensure that every freak of nature ends up with his or her most suitable sexual deviant, rather than someone who doesn't even want to look at them during sex?

sunzz

I'd like to think if she was a good looking girl and we connected on a personal note I wouldn't be so shallow........

Hagar

Plug wrote:

+ 1 =?

68. You do me and I'll owe you 1.

jester77

Lazy eye... meh... those eyes would be rolling to the heavens after I was through with her

Plug

Hagar wrote:

68. You do me and I'll owe you 1.

HaHA good one!

johnnyskeleton

Maybe your friend's entire family was killed by a terrorist/pirate/junkie with a lazy eye, and your friend was anally raped by said terrorist/pirate/junkie with the lazy eye and so seeing someone with a lazy eye reminds him of that terrible event and so, regrettably, cannot bring himself to even talk to her.

You might have rushed to conclusions about your friend, and there may be a genuine, pirate-related reason why he was repulsed by the hot girl's lazy eye.

KilbarrackBlows

cellulite_sally wrote:

Ladies/Guys, was in a club 2night and a some seemingly hot girl walked by me and the fellas were like "not bad, not bad" then one of the lads said "no way" she's a bit of a lazy eye.

So quick question to the guys and girls would u ever go out with someone who had a slight lazy eye, like paris hilton or lucy lu for example.

Wouldnt bother me really :cool:

Reku

cellulite_sally wrote:

Ladies/Guys, was in a club 2night and a some seemingly hot girl walked by me and the fellas were like "not bad, not bad" then one of the lads said "no way" she's a bit of a lazy eye.

So quick question to the guys and girls would u ever go out with someone who had a slight lazy eye, like paris hilton or lucy lu for example.

Someone with a lazy eye: sure
Paris Hilton/Lucy Lu: not if you paid me!:mad: