Wanted 30 Chinamen and a Baboon for elaborate Practical Joke

roughan

Wanted 30 Chinamen and a Baboon for elaborate Practical Joke
any one help me out?

Love2love

Please, oh please explain

Tha Gopher

Try your local McDonalds.

Guaranteed 30 Chinese and (if the other mackers managers are like my old boss from when i worked there) a baboon and all.

WindSock

I could rustle up a Baboon. But Chinamen are fairly scarce these days.

Peyton Manning

Nobody uses baboons, you just tape a load of racoons together...

Gizzle

Archimedes wrote:

Nobody uses baboons, you just tape a load of racoons together...

What do you do if you want raccoons?

Love2love

Archimedes wrote:

Nobody uses baboons, you just tape a load of racoons together...

Ha!

Peyton Manning

Gizzle wrote:

What do you do if you want raccoons?

Use a single raccoon, duh!

AlmightyCushion

Gizzle wrote:

What do you do if you want raccoons?

Cut a baboon up.

Slow Motion

Gizzle wrote:

What do you do if you want raccoons?

Seperate the baboon of course !

WindSock

Or get a skunk and paint his stripey tail with stripes going the other way.

roughan

if you were stuck could you stick a panda on the Atkins diet
for a few weeks and paint him up like a Baboon then ?

Loomis

I think we were meant to ask 'Why the Baboon?' and he'd have replied 'See, no one cares about the Chinese'

AlmightyCushion

roughan wrote:

if you were stuck could you stick a panda on the Atkins diet
for a few weeks and paint him up like a Baboon then ?

That's just rediculous. Taping some raccoons together is far more plausable.

AlmightyCushion

Mr. Anderson wrote:

I think we were meant to ask 'Why the Baboon?' and he'd have replied 'See, no one cares about the Chinese'

He really underestimates AH then.

Gizzle

Archimedes wrote:

Use a single raccoon, duh!

Raccoons don't look like raccoons on camera though...

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Maybe you could just paint a cat or something...

cunnins4

roughan wrote:

Wanted 30 Chinamen and a Baboon for elaborate Practical Joke
any one help me out?

That's from an email i got a while back-it was a picture of an ad in a newspaper saying the exact same thing. Still fvckin hilarious though.

Slow Motion

Gizzle wrote:

Raccoons don't look like raccoons on camera though...

Aparently the camera adds ten pounds ! So they look like fat raccoon tourists !

Fremen

Did jimmy carr post that in a newspaper or something?

humanji

Yeah, it was part of his act. It was funny when he did it. It's not funny now

Rb

humanji wrote:

Yeah, it was part of his act. It was funny when he did it. It's not funny now

Exactly. Completely lame. OP: Die.

Gizzle

Ha Ha Ha! Painted cat! I get jokes...

Rowley Birkin QC

Its from The Framley Examiner. Have a gawk at the archive --> classifieds.

Monty Python-esque, been reading it for years.:D

Another sample from classified ads:

FOR SALE: Pencil Sharpener in the shape of a cement mixer, also is size of cement mixer, hence £215.

Tha Gopher

I really have to watch Python, my workmates constantly have their little in jokes related to it

OP- did you think of how much this would cost? 30 Chinese lads arent going to take part for free, they will demand payment.

You were looking at a minimum of 20 quid between the 30 of them.

*ba dum tish*

Aye, the black coat in the corner there, thanks very much......

galwayrush

AlmightyCushion wrote:

That's just rediculous. Taping some raccoons together is far more plausable.

I thought it was Hamsters people used tape on.

Dord

Am I the only one that saw the title and thought he wanted 30 Chinamen and a Balloon...

I was wondering wtf they'd be doin' with a balloon...