Gift For The Wimmins

admiralofthefleet

ever need something to keep track of the missus?
ever need to make sure the wimmins stick to their chores?
then download and print this from here http://www.chelltune.co.uk/pdf/Reward-chart.pdf and give her little rewards. something like letting her do the dishes before coronation street, etc...

AlmightyCushion

Hey admiral the link is bolloxed. Try this http://www.chelltune.co.uk/pdf/Reward-chart.pdf

admiralofthefleet

whoops, sorry about that i was distracted by the missus hoovering inproperly

AlmightyCushion

admiralofthefleet wrote:

whoops, sorry about that i was distracted by the missus hoovering inproperly

Did she make you a sandwhich to make up for her gross act of negligence.

admiralofthefleet

no, i have other ways of punishing her, the dog is in and she is in the kennel

Tom Dunne

Good find, Brother Admiral. Though as we all know, all good wimmin shouldn't need such an aid to know when to do their chores - it should be automatic.

HAPPYGIRL

admiralofthefleet wrote:

no, i have other ways of punishing her, the dog is in and she is in the kennel

So you get on better with the dog, explains a lot really

AlmightyCushion

HAPPYGIRL wrote:

So you get on better with the dog, explains a lot really

Only when she's been misbehaving.

HAPPYGIRL

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Only when she's been misbehaving.

Who AC the dog?
Cause surely you're not suggesting its the woman!

AlmightyCushion

HAPPYGIRL wrote:

Who AC the dog?
Cause surely you're not suggesting its the woman!

Dogs are very loyal animals.

HAPPYGIRL

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Dogs are very loyal animals.

Unlike men

I think you should print off one of those charts and everytime your nice to wimmin give yourself a star. when you fill the chart the wimmin around here might give you a treat

Irish Wolf

A dog may yap from time to time - but it'll never nag..

Hagar

Reminds me of the old joke...

The dog is barking at the back door to get in, the missus is shouting at the front door to get in, who do you let in first?

Answer: The dog, because you know at least he'll shut up when he gets in...;)

John Mason

i miss out on so much being single. i wish i had a man to do up a star chart for me

smashey

irishbird wrote:

i miss out on so much being single. i wish i had a man to do up a star chart for me

Hellllloooooooo. Allow me to introduce myself. I am a man.

AlmightyCushion

irishbird wrote:

i miss out on so much being single. i wish i had a man to do up a star chart for me

You're really aiming high there irishbird.

trout

Any appetite for a Competition ?

Brothers get to submit a single page, one week star-chart for irishbird.

... and the winner gets, well whatever irishbird decides is the prize

Take your inspiration from where you will. No rules, no limits. No man shall say thus far and no further.

Deadline for submission 12:00 Friday. Decision to be made by irishbird, by 1500 Friday afternoon.

smashey

trout wrote:

Any appetite for a Competition ?

Brothers get to submit a single page, one week star-chart for irishbird.

... and the winner gets, well whatever irishbird decides is the prize

Take your inspiration from where you will. No rules, no limits. No man shall say thus far and no further.

Deadline for submission 12:00 Friday. Decision to be made by irishbird, by 1500 Friday afternoon.

Feck off. I was here first.

smashey

Tis enough that I'm a man. Making charts is for wimmin.

trout

smashey wrote:

Feck off. I was here first.

You feck off ... I saw her first.

Anyway .. my star chart is a million times better than your scabby star chart

smashey

smashey wrote:

Tis enough that I'm a man. Making charts is for wimmin.

Man, the boards ghost struck again.

John Mason

hey where are my star charts?

bronte

you've a tough decision ahead of you there irishbird!