I'd like to know how to do this !!

Youngza

cardshark202

Yes this is funny but its been posted before I'm afraid

DEmeant0r

lol, stars. I wonder if that was why it was cancelled

Captain Tom

Omg Knew Online Poker Was Rigged

Captain Tom

wtf i typed that in all capitals and it came up like that?

boards is rigged obv.

LuckyLloyd

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Mr.Plough

id be well p!ssed off having gotten to the final table to only get my buyin back

FungiWalsh

Mr.Plough wrote:

id be well p!ssed off having gotten to the final table to only get my buyin back

Yeah, especially considering that the blinds are 10k/20k/1k, which means they've probably played for quite a long time to get down to four-handed.

phantom_lord

i always assumed that was just a photo-shopped pic.

opr

I have emailed stars about this i think its an outrage.

Opr

mdwexford

phantom_lord wrote:

i always assumed that was just a photo-shopped pic.

it is.................. isnt it

also on the subject of stars being rigged this page is hilarious

http://www.thepokerproject.com/cgi-bin/review/stars2.pl?pokerstars

jimmii

Stars have been mailed loads of times about this Devlin didn't even play in the tourney and even style12 is an account that doesn't exsist! The actual hand was AT vs KQ and the board ad no aces!

opr

Hitman Actual

mdwexford wrote:

it is.................. isnt it

also on the subject of stars being rigged this page is hilarious

http://www.thepokerproject.com/cgi-bin/review/stars2.pl?pokerstars

lol, that's brilliant. It's great that there are still players out there who are so fcuking stupid!

Even stuff like this:

wrote:

Just before the river came, my computer beeped, the river card PAUSED and a very little wave went across my lcd screen here and an Ace comes on river. I was spooked seeing this, I feel theres a little chip in my computer thats controlling pokerstars, or come to think of it, the other way around =/

jimmii

I only read as far as the guy who says he will ALWAYS win 60%+ of his HU matches and doesn't know why he isn't winning on pokerstars. Are there any totally out there one's worth reading further on? I'm in work so don't have time to work my way through it all.

Hitman Actual

I couldn't be bothered reading them all, it's just the same stuff repeated over and over. A common theme is that with all-in confrontations in tournaments, the higher stack has a better chance of winning! (mrflash believes the same, though, so maybe there's something to it ).

And possible 1-outers on the river occur 50% of the time!

phantom_lord

some people just can't accept they suck at poker i guess.

jimmii

The other night I had AA and raised got called by 79o and they flopped a straight so the Fitz must be rigged to. Not so long ago the same thing happened with someone who called with J9o so all live poker must be rigged. So is Monopoly I always land on my Opponenets property while they always land on chance.

phantom_lord

community chest >>> chance

Ste05

This picture has been doing the rounds for years, it's been proved to be a fake, I'm going to lock this thread in a while, although we haven't had a big ZOMG on-line Poker is rigged conspiracy theory thread in a while, I think we've all got over that by now and there don't seem to be any clueless newbs in here that need convincing anymore so I'll Lock in later today, but I'll give you all a chance to get any nice quotes from that site, and maybe this thread can be salvaged.

My personal favourite quote is this

wrote:

I KNOW when I am going to lose because there are patterns. There are patterns everywhere in the universe, even your life is a pattern. And when you play poker, just by looking at your graphs will predict future events much like the graphs of the stock market. But there are also other patterns like streaks (Pokerstars will give you a streak of good hands, and when you run into bad hands you are about to receive a losing streak). BEWARE of Pokerstars. The graphs are not accurate.

ORLY!! That guy should really be sterilized so his completely idiotic genes can't continue. I really hope to read about him soon in the Darwin Awards