The Toilet Seat

Dr.Gonzo

Here's one that's been racking my brain.

Why should we leave the toilet seat down after we're finished.
When was the last time a woman left the seat up for you?

If they're so hung up on their equality, they're going to have to learn the door swings both ways.

blah

The simple solution is to also install a urinal in your bathroom.

The Bollox

Dr.Gonzo wrote:

If they're so hung up on their equality, they're going to have to learn the door swings both ways.

any time the wimmin bring this up I keep the toilet seat down and píss all over it. teach them to complain!

daiixi

There is a lid. You should close the lid. Women should also close the lid. End of discussion.

/edit. bring back women staying home, cooking, watching daytime tv and playing tennis with the girls I say! Our generation didn't ask for this "equality" so by all means take it back.

Hagar

This is not a Humour thread.

Next best thing would be BG&RH but the Brothers might not appreciate it.
So let's lock it and let on it never happened.;)