What's the Difference?

Enright

Some of these are slightly "risque", but then again its only your mind playing tricks on you! But seriously, if your easily offended, hit the BACK button NOW!

What's the difference between an intelligent country lad and that same boy after a big bowl of beans?

One is a smart feller...

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker...

What's the difference between a nun at prayer and a nun in a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?

At one, they yell, "Ride them suckers..."

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

You get mono from snatching a kiss...

What's the difference between a cross-eyed hunter and a constipated owl?

One shoots and can't hit...:D

What's the difference between a baby and the conductor of a women's choir?

One sucks his fingers...:p

What's the difference between a telephone prank and a hesitating woman?

One is a calling stunt...

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a prostitute with diarrhea?

One you shuck between fits...

What's the difference between a midget magician and a female jogger?

One is a cunning runt...

What's the difference between an archery accomplishment and a dumb female?

One is a cupid stunt...

What's the difference between the host of 'Candid Camera' telephoning and a tripped woman?

One is a calling Funt...

What's the difference between Dr Scholl's footpads and a symphony conductor?

One bucks up the feet...

What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist?

One tucks up the frills...

What's the difference between a seamstress and a french horn player?

One says "Tuck the frills."...

Steve_o

lol very good...:D