Ever been "Caught Short"?

FlutterinBantam

The Flutt was motoring thru the south inner city of Dublin last Sunday morning quite early,when the previous nights Big Daddy snack box x 2 demanded to be let out.

What to do? Was on the Harold's Cross Rd. and knew immediate ditching was required.Eventually spotted a laneway off Brighton Square and headed for a clump of trees and as I was about to "pull the trigger" heard snoring from the immediate left.
Guy fast asleep in the firing area... luckily for him, was able to abort and complete the business in an adjacent area.

Does highlight the lack of facilities in Dublin on Sunday mornings.... or Dublin in general.

Could hve been quite nasty.

faceman

even the homeless use a jax dude!

constellation

Okay. There are some things that the rest of us don't need to know.

That and the sheep incident.

Dragan

Personal i am able to control my bowel movements.

How old is the OP?

Lola123

It's way to early for thse kind of threads.
Mods...please can you give all these people a poo forum????!!!!

Kintarō Hattori

Just once when I was a wee fellow, thankfully I've always managed to control it since then. Although a few years back when I was still young free and single I decided to try a healthier lifestyle and I bought the Tesco equivalent of Kelloggs All-Bran. Oooooooooh man I have never come across such stuff. It keeps you super regular, every 30mins to 1 hour nature called. It was an extremely difficult time, to be walking down O'Connell Street and out of the blue with no warning whatsoever you just had to go. Needless to say I've never tried the stuff again.

Riesen_Meal

This is why pubs should be open 24hrs, so the homeless dont get it in the face on Sunday mornings!!!

seamus

Early on a Sunday morning you can burn across the city from Terenure to Artane in about 15 minutes. Do you have zero bowel control?

mcauley

Fieldog wrote:

This is why pubs should be open 24hrs, so the homeless dont get it in the face on Sunday mornings!!!

LMAO!

jobonar

Lola123 wrote:

It's way to early for thse kind of threads.
Mods...please can you give all these people a poo forum????!!!!

seconded!!

the amount of poo threads the last few wakes would make it worthwhile

Duggy747

Poo sure is a wonderful thing, whoever invented it deserves to win a Nobel Peace Prize! *swings arm left and right*

I'm sick to death of all the threads about it, enough!!!

There's plenty of websites that...................cater for that sort of thing.

Slow Motion

Yawn ! Another $hit thread :rolleyes:

swingking

lads

You're talking shíte

ba-dom-tish

Caliden

hahaha gwan the bant you mad bastard

azezil

I like Poo, poo poo poo ^_^

Siogfinsceal

often wondered how more people havent got caught short sitting in traffic for hours on the m50?

Dyr

Siogfinsceal wrote:

often wondered how more people havent got caught short sitting in traffic for hours on the m50?

Glad sandwich bags ftw is why

BlitzKrieg

Personal i am able to control my bowel movements.

Had a friend in university who had minimal control over his. He would get about a minute's warning when he would sprint to the nearest toilet.

Had lots of fun locking doors on him and watching him run around in circles

layke

Siogfinsceal wrote:

often wondered how more people havent got caught short sitting in traffic for hours on the m50?

I have. I also am the not so proud owner of a small bladder or very efficiant kidneys... I hope it's the latter.

wyndham

This thread reminded me of the following practical joke:

From Rampant Rabbit
I went into toilet to change my 5 month old babies nappy.. Then I felt one coming on strongly.

Did a large log in new fresh nappy and carrred it out whitefaceed to show the wife what our little cutie had passed.

Shock, Worry, , revulsion and finally anger followed

Lola123

wyndham wrote:

This thread reminded me of the following practical joke:

From Rampant Rabbit
I went into toilet to change my 5 month old babies nappy.. Then I felt one coming on strongly.

Did a large log in new fresh nappy and carrred it out whitefaceed to show the wife what our little cutie had passed.

Shock, Worry, , revulsion and finally anger followed

I wonder is this a true story?! I have heard some strange ones myself. A friend of mine "had to go" and although there were toilets around he decided it would be more fun to go in a styrofoam cup. He then proceeded to carry it around with him for a few hours as if it was a cup of coffee! Brings a whole new meaning to the "aroma of beans"!!!!!

Caliden

layke wrote:

I have. I also am the not so proud owner of a small bladder or very efficiant kidneys... I hope it's the latter.

On nights out drinking I can usually got 2-3 hours without going to the bathroom. It's quite the talent I have for making sure I keep my seat by the bar.

Although one new years eve I went a bit too far and after 6 pints the urge was too strong, I got up to go and realised I couldnt stand up straight due to the load in my bladder. I think I was a good 3 minutes solid pissing away. Taw quite the achievement if I do say so myself.

Seb-K

Im guilty of the following howler

Was in a boozer come pool hall one saturday evening and put the pressure on to slip a sneaky fart out! Ended up shartin meself, complete with brown arse pish stain on back of light jeans. I had to walk across the pool hall to get to the front door to go home and change, and was prayin nobody would notice. horrible situation to be in, AGAIN!!!

nice1franko

wyndham wrote:

This thread reminded me of the following practical joke:

From Rampant Rabbit
I went into toilet to change my 5 month old babies nappy.. Then I felt one coming on strongly.

Did a large log in new fresh nappy and carrred it out whitefaceed to show the wife what our little cutie had passed.

Shock, Worry, , revulsion and finally anger followed

classic. well done sir.

- bo -

Yup, few years ago during our knacker drinking days under the bridge, needed to offload one let's say, so went to a patch of grass and did the business. Wiped me arse with a few leaves, problem solved, back to the drinking

Seb-K

just remembered something there, i went to this particularly horrible CBS primary school, years and years ago. If you needed to poo youd have to ask the teacher for the spreadsheet cause there was never any roll in the bogs. if you were out on lunch an needed to poo you were basically fcukt, so what a few clever individuals would use to do was wipe there arse with there finger and write on the wall, fcukin bogs were like a sceptic tank.

Spook_ie

Slow Motion wrote:

Yawn ! Another $hit thread :rolleyes:

Not a good moniker to be using on a thread about poos

coyote6

I was in Venice Beach, Calif. and didn't realize that the restaurants were all graded "A" "B" "C" according to compliance with health codes. I got a burrito at a "C" restaurant not knowing the deal. We we're on the way back to our friends house and I was suddenly "overcome". We made it to a public library in a very rough area. I got to the crapper, did the deed and then realized there was no paper. I really didn't care since I was so relieved. I did, however, lose a pair of socks in the deal.:D

Victor

seamus wrote:

Early on a Sunday morning you can burn across the city from Terenure to Artane in about 15 minutes.

Only if it was the garlic chicken.

AARRRGH

Warm meal on a cold day tbh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM7Rpf1x7RU

It's fine with some rice and spices.

FlutterinBantam

coyote6 wrote:

I was in Venice Beach, Calif. and didn't realize that the restaurants were all graded "A" "B" "C" according to compliance with health codes. I got a burrito at a "C" restaurant not knowing the deal. We we're on the way back to our friends house and I was suddenly "overcome". We made it to a public library in a very rough area. I got to the crapper, did the deed and then realized there was no paper. I really didn't care since I was so relieved. I did, however, lose a pair of socks in the deal.:D

Library was packed was it???

As a matter of interest I was going to play golf in Powerscourt and was pickin up a dude in Butterfield Ave. so returning home was no an option. Neither was appearing on his door caked in thruckamuss.