What do you rather big or small ?

Irishpimpdude

So i was having a discussion with my friends about girls arses as ya do.. what would you rather big or small ? most people i know prefer big if ya want any other types added to the poll let me know

MAYPOP

if they were the only options, I'd get the hell out of that establishment

Bottle_of_Smoke

small thighs & round, proportionate bum. Basically Polish.

Dudess

Damn! Yet another misinterpreted thread title.

But yeah, those options aren't great. I think the majority of lads would opt for not too big, not too small - shapely. And all importantly, pert.

I'd be intrigued to see if anyone opts for "big and saggy".

Niamho!

they're crap options for a girl....even though you said its about girls arses....
It doesnt matter what arse a bloke has....put on a pair of Snickers work Trousers and it can make no Arse look Fine Ass.

But if i was a bloke (And I would like to have) a Shapely bigger Bum. not Huge though theres nothin worse. just a bit Curvy compared to your Waste/Thighs.

The Bollox

you need something to grab. the bigger the better, just as long as it's not saggy :eek:

Irishpimpdude

Niamho! wrote:

they're crap options for a girl....even though you said its about girls arses....
It doesnt matter what arse a bloke has....put on a pair of Snickers work Trousers and it can make no Arse look Fine Ass.

But if i was a bloke (And I would like to have) a Shapely bigger Bum. not Huge though theres nothin worse. just a bit Curvy compared to your Waste/Thighs.

Ha ha think ill have to get a pair of snickers so.. haha i only have a crap pair of work trousers...

Stephen

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Ruu_Old

Big, round arsh please!

admiralofthefleet

small and skinny arses please

Pherekydes

Dudess wrote:

I think the majority of lads would opt for not too big, not too small - shapely. And all importantly, pert.

Is this you, dudess?

i.e. the perfect ass.


The sprinter/jumper/dancer ass.

carrotcake

"The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'"

Terry

Kari Byron.
Does not contain nudity, but you may not want to open it in work/ school.

J.S. Pill

All about proportion

I once had this boss who was pretty enough and all, she was very petite but had the most enormous arse - it looked like she was wearing a nappy.

*shudders* - Horrible arse and horrible person

zuutroy

Terry wrote:

Does not contain nudity

but as close as is physically possible! As for the poll, worst options...evvvverrr.

Dudess

Slow coach. Yes, I am happy with my ass.

Someone voted for "Big and saggy". Maestro, I salute you!

Pherekydes

The perfect ass, from the side:

A sprinter's ass

May contain distressing images for middle-aged men.

xx_lynda_xx

Irishpimpdude wrote:

Ha ha think ill have to get a pair of snickers so.. haha i only have a crap pair of work trousers...

aww why?? your arse looks nice in your work trousers :rolleyes:

Dudess

Actually, TWO people voted for "Big and saggy"!

MooseJam

Keyra Agustina has the best ass in the world, I'd classify this link as not safe for work !

No boobies.

Drift

medium sized and pert ftw

Dudess

MooseJam wrote:

Keyra Agustina has the best ass in the world, I'd classify this link as not safe for work !

No boobies.

Googled her. It seems to be her chief selling point all right!

Capt'n Midnight

another thing to google hottentot

Dudess

Hmmm... don't think it would be advisable to look up pictures that were used for the purposes of eugenics (scientific racism) Capt'n.

Terry

Khaaaaaaaaaaaan

thefinalstage

Terry wrote:

Kari Byron.
Does not contain nudity, but you may not want to open it in work/ school.

Another fan of Myth Busters aye?

ironictoaster

Mythbusters is a great show. Big for me

Redrocket

poll needs more options with picture examples

Irishpimpdude

xx_lynda_xx wrote:

aww why?? your arse looks nice in your work trousers :rolleyes:

Bah get off boards you :P haha only jokin hun, btw vida gurrera has one of the nicest asses Vida Gurrera

DarkJager

Nicely sized round ass for me. As for birds with no arse, I feel physically sick anytime I see one of them. An absolute turn off....

Reku

No preference really, as long as it all seems proportionate to the body on the whole I don't see the big deal.

Duggy747

A nice rounded arse, not too big, not too small. Just enough to give a condescending pat on the arse. That and it would have to be proportionate with the body too, don't want a small chick with a eclipse-inducing arse.

As Sir Mix-Alot once said:
"I like big butts and I cannot lie,
You other brothers can't deny!"

6th

And the option for "all of the above" ..... I love (womens) bums!

Sam Vimes

zuutroy wrote:

but as close as is physically possible! As for the poll, worst options...evvvverrr.

yeah, no atari jaguar. Wtf like!?!?

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

Duggy747 wrote:

As Sir Mix-Alot once said:
"I like big butts and I cannot lie,
You other brothers can't deny!"

as David St. Hubbins sings:
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

Niamho!

DarkJager wrote:

Nicely sized round ass for me. As for birds with no arse, I feel physically sick anytime I see one of them. An absolute turn off....

I dont really get the idea here....theres a Small Skiiny arse which i would consider "No Arse" no?? i dont really know what ya mean by No arse? is no arse and Small Skinny arse not the same thing?

jobonar

Drift wrote:

medium sized and pert ftw

we need this option in the poll!