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Code word for sex

  • 14-08-2007 8:18am
    #1
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,461 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have intercourse without letting their children in on it.
    They decided on the word Typewriter.

    One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".

    The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter."
    The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

    A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."

    The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."







    :o Now where did I put my cloakroom ticket..


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,086 ✭✭✭BKtje


    quite good :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    A single star for you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,566 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    i liked it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    don't mind your cloakroom ticket that was a good one!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,112 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Oh my.


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