Baby on the way...

Chopperdog 2

An eighteen year-old Cavan girl goes to see her mum and tells her that she has missed her period for two months.



Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,



"Who was the dirty pig that did this to you? I want to know now!!"



The girl picks up the phone and makes call. Half an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and distinguished man, with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.



He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.



However , I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I will take responsibility.



If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a beach villa and a £1,000,000 bank account.



If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, and a £1,000,000 bank account.



If it is twins, a factory and £500,000 each.



However, if there is a miscarriage..."



At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him:



You'll RIDE her again.

Homer

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