Boards Quiztime Friday.

Pighead · 10-08-2007 9:39am #1

Theres nothing Pighead loves more than a good old quiz on a Friday morning. With that in mind, heres a quiz. 5 points for each correct answer. Person with the most points gets a free pint of Beruthial tomorrow night at the boards beers.

General Knowledge:
1/ Who really really really wants to become a mod but keeps getting the door slammed in their face? (Hint: Its not Pighead)

2/ Its common knowledge that Pighead is an avid stalker of the lovely Beruthial, whats not so well known is that MAJD has two stalkers of her own both of whom she has issued restraining orders against. Name the dirty duo.

3/ Put these mods in the correct order with regards to how good you think they are at sex(Best one first): Amp, Sarky, Talliesin, Dr Indy.

History:
1/ Who nearly got banned for using the term "gay" frivously in a feedback thread back in 2004?

2/ Over the past month a few mods have been lost to boards, name 3 of them.

3/ Havok, David Michael and Basquille have all had different usernames in the past. Name them.

Sport:
1/ Whats the most pointless Sports forum?

2/ Pighead once watched a mud wrestling bout between Beruthial and Pythia? Who came first?

3/ Match the username to the sport which suits them best.
The Corinthian, Degsy, Pythia, Karl Hungus
Pitt Bull Dog Fighting, WWF Wrestling, Showjumping, Chess

_blank_ · 10-08-2007 9:50am

I got 45 points.

Am I the winner?

And a Pint OF Beruthiel?

Wha...?

Goldenshowers ftw.

Pighead · 10-08-2007 9:52am

seansouth wrote:

And a Pint OF Beruthiel?

Are they not selling pints of Beruthial down your local yet? You're missing out buddy. They're smooth wet and bubbly and go down awful easily. You're winning so far. Its looking good for you at this stage.

0ubliette · 10-08-2007 10:15am

Pighead wrote:

General Knowledge:
1/ Who really really really wants to become a mod but keeps getting the door slammed in their face? (Hint: Its not Pighead)

R3nu4l

2/ Pighead once watched a mud wrestling bout between Beruthial and Pythia? Who came first?

pighead

answers boldened

_blank_ · 10-08-2007 10:17am

R3nu4l is already a mod.

I'm still winning.

Pighead · 10-08-2007 10:18am

seansouth wrote:

R3nu4l is already a mod.

I'm still winning.

7 extra points for pointing out r3nu4l is already a mod.

Earthhorse · 10-08-2007 11:30am

Pighead wrote:

General Knowledge:
1/ Who really really really wants to become a mod but keeps getting the door slammed in their face? (Hint: Its not Pighead)

6th

Pighead wrote:

2/ Its common knowledge that Pighead is an avid stalker of the lovely Beruthial, whats not so well known is that MAJD has two stalkers of her own both of whom she has issued restraining orders against. Name the dirty duo.

WWM and uhm, someone else.

Pighead wrote:

3/ Put these mods in the correct order with regards to how good you think they are at sex(Best one first): Amp, Sarky, Talliesin, Dr Indy.

Talliesin, Dr. Indy (he is a doctor after all), Amp, Sarky (sorry dude, I just think you'd be sarcastic about the whole affair y'know?).

Pighead wrote:

History:
1/ Who nearly got banned for using the term "gay" frivously in a feedback thread back in 2004?

Pighead.

Pighead wrote:

2/ Over the past month a few mods have been lost to boards, name 3 of them.

fade2black, scojones, Logic1

Pighead wrote:

3/ Havok, David Michael and Basquille have all had different usernames in the past. Name them.

MobileInfantry, MercuryTilt, no idea.

Pighead wrote:

Sport:
1/ Whats the most pointless Sports forum?

Darts.

Pighead wrote:

2/ Pighead once watched a mud wrestling bout between Beruthial and Pythia? Who came first?

Pighead.

Pighead wrote:

3/ Match the username to the sport which suits them best.
The Corinthian, Degsy, Pythia, Karl Hungus
Pitt Bull Dog Fighting, WWF Wrestling, Showjumping, Chess

The Corinthian - Chess
Pythia - Showjumping
Karl Hungus - WWF Wrestling
Degsy - Pitt Bull Dog Fighting

insafehands · 10-08-2007 11:35am

Pighead wrote:

2/ Pighead once watched a mud wrestling bout between Beruthial and Pythia? Who came first?

Earthhorse wrote:

Pighead.

Genius.

togster · 10-08-2007 11:36am

Pighead wrote:

Theres nothing Pighead loves more than a good old quiz on a Friday morning. With that in mind, heres a quiz. 5 points for each correct answer. Person with the most points gets a free pint of Beruthial tomorrow night at the boards beers.

General Knowledge:
1/ Who really really really wants to become a mod but keeps getting the door slammed in their face? (Hint: Its not Pighead)

BOSTON

2/ Its common knowledge that Pighead is an avid stalker of the lovely Beruthial, whats not so well known is that MAJD has two stalkers of her own both of whom she has issued restraining orders against. Name the dirty duo.

DEGSY and BANTAM

3/ Put these mods in the correct order with regards to how good you think they are at sex(Best one first): Amp, Sarky, Talliesin, Dr Indy.
Talliesin, Dr. Indy, Sarky.......................................AMP
History:
1/ Who nearly got banned for using the term "gay" frivously in a feedback thread back in 2004?

BOSTON

2/ Over the past month a few mods have been lost to boards, name 3 of them.

3/ Havok, David Michael and Basquille have all had different usernames in the past. Name them.

Sport:
1/ Whats the most pointless Sports forum?

FRISBEE

2/ Pighead once watched a mud wrestling bout between Beruthial and Pythia? Who came first?

PYTHIA
3/ Match the username to the sport which suits them best.
The Corinthian, Degsy, Pythia, Karl Hungus
Pitt Bull Dog Fighting, WWF Wrestling, Showjumping, Chess

DEGSY.....CHESS
PYTHIA...PIT BULL
THE CORINTHIAn......WWF
KARL HUNGUS........SHOW JUMPING

Kintarō Hattori · 10-08-2007 11:36am

Pighead wrote:

General Knowledge:
1/ Who really really really wants to become a mod but keeps getting the door slammed in their face? 6th

2/ Its common knowledge that Pighead is an avid stalker of the lovely Beruthial, whats not so well known is that MAJD has two stalkers of her own both of whom she has issued restraining orders against. Damn I don't know.

3/ Put these mods in the correct order with regards to how good you think they are at sex(Best one first):Talliesin, Sarky, Amp, Dr Indy.

History:
1/ Who nearly got banned for using the term "gay" frivously in a feedback thread back in 2004? Hmnn again I don't know.

2/ Over the past month a few mods have been lost to boards, name 3 of them. The Bollox, Talliesin and scojones

3/ Havok, David Michael and Basquille have all had different usernames in the past. Name them. Ehhhhhh....

Sport:
1/ Whats the most pointless Sports forum? Frisbee!!!!

2/ Pighead once watched a mud wrestling bout between Beruthial and Pythia? Who came first? G'ssss that's easy, Beruthial. Pythia's too small and weak.

3/ Match the username to the sport which suits them best.
The Corinthian=Chess, Degsy=Pitt Bull Dog Fighting, Pythia=Showjumping, Karl Hungus=WWF Wrestling

Whoo Hooo.

Earthhorse · 10-08-2007 11:43am

insafehands wrote:

Genius.

Oubliette got there first and yeah, it was a very obvious gag, but whatcha gonna do.

Beruthiel · 10-08-2007 11:44am

Piggie, on the off chance I forgot to mention this before, you disgust me.

Pighead wrote:

Person with the most points gets a free pint of Beruthial tomorrow night at the boards beers.

I don't bring money to boards beers, I expect all the no0bs to keep the vodka and diet cokes coming in my direction in order not to be site banned.

seansouth, make sure you have a cold one waiting when I arrive

seamus · 10-08-2007 11:47am

I know Talleisin doesn't display much of an ego, but any man has to break a smile at being unanimously voted as "best at sex". Admittely, it's out of four possible contenders, and the voters have thus far been male, but even so...

togster · 10-08-2007 11:49am

Pighead wheres the scores? Its not fun if we don't know who is winning

Pighead · 10-08-2007 11:55am

Earthhorse is running away with it. 80 points
eo980 has 55
seansouth has 52
togster has a frankly pathetic 15 points!

Stephen · 10-08-2007 11:58am

I think he meant of a pint of beruthiel, not a pint off beruthiel 0_o

Earthhorse · 10-08-2007 12:02pm

Pighead wrote:

Earthhorse is running away with it. 80 points

I won't actually be going to the beers so if I win can I donate the prize to charity?

The Bollox · 10-08-2007 12:03pm

Earthhorse wrote:

I won't actually be going to the beers so if I win can I donate the prize to charity?

I'm a charity

Pighead · 10-08-2007 12:09pm

Earthhorse wrote:

I won't actually be going to the beers so if I win can I donate the prize to charity?

Yep, Pighead was just on the phone to Beruthial and she said thats fine.

_blank_ · 10-08-2007 12:43pm

Beruthiel wrote:

seansouth, make sure you have a cold one waiting when I arrive

Well, what time will you be arriving at?

Jesus, I can hardly just keep buying V&Cs after they get warm, just so there's a cold one waiting for you.

Anyway, I'll have some of my boys there to be my bodyguard. Clip round the ear, HA! You won't get near me.

And Pighead, you never added me to that Leaderboard. I have 52 points.

David Michael · 10-08-2007 1:00pm

Lets not talk about other accounts Mr Pighead'ster! I know things....

I deny every thing though. Even my own existance.... So do my parents but that a whole other story.

Earthhorse · 10-08-2007 1:31pm

Pighead wrote:

Yep, Pighead was just on the phone to Beruthial and she said thats fine.

Cool, I'd like to nominate the Irish Blood Transfusion Service as the recipient (I take it it's a pint of blood, yeah?).

Pighead · 10-08-2007 1:49pm

Heres another question for you.
Who the fcuks messing with Pigheads signature?:mad:

Kintarō Hattori · 10-08-2007 1:52pm

Pighead wrote:

Heres another question for you.
Who the fcuks messing with Pigheads signature?:mad:

I think B has had enough Pighead! Read the card!

Pighead · 10-08-2007 2:12pm

eo980 wrote:

I think B has had enough Pighead! Read the card!

Pighead sees no gathering card. Theres a Chameleon there called Beruthial now.

If Boy George were to write a song about Beruthial the Chameleon he'd have to tweak the lyrics slightly. It'd go a little something like this:

Pighead loving in your panties all the way
If Pighead listened to your screams would you say
Pigheads a man without conviction
Pigheads a man who doesnt know
How to sell a contradiction
You come and come
You come and come

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
You come and come
You come and come

Kintarō Hattori · 10-08-2007 2:25pm

I'm sorry to say Pighead but this is one of the funniest things I've seen happen on boards in a long time. People often accuse the mods/admins of having no sense of humour, but your current plight proves those people wrong.

Pighead · 10-08-2007 2:29pm

eo980 wrote:

I'm sorry to say Pighead but this is one of the funniest things I've seen happen on boards in a long time. People often accuse the mods/admins of having no sense of humour, but your current plight proves those people wrong.

Hmmmph, glad you liked the Mods gathering card that bore absolutely no relation to the truth(ironically enough). Sorry eo980 but its gone forever now.

Pigheads changed it to a beautiful Chameleon called Beruthial and shes going nowhere.

10-08-2007 2:59pm

I'm now convinced more and more that everyone* is drunk in work on a friday
Best thread in a long while

*Pighead

Peared · 10-08-2007 6:13pm

Hey Pighead,

U going to these beers of Boards?

No, I do not expect a straightforward answer.

10-08-2007 6:28pm

Pighead doesn't associate with internet nerds hehe

Peared · 10-08-2007 11:45pm

Ah should known CSG. Not goin meself but curious to see if Pighead is who and what I think. Was contemplating sending a spy.

Drift · 11-08-2007 1:12am

Pighead will be hiding in the bushes outside with his telescope in one hand focused on Ber and his telescope in the other hand fully extended.

Talliesin · 12-08-2007 11:38am

seamus wrote:

I know Talleisin doesn't display much of an ego, but any man has to break a smile at being unanimously voted as "best at sex". Admittely, it's out of four possible contenders, and the voters have thus far been male, but even so...

That said, they didn't say they thought I was the best at sex if they were trying to get the "right" answers - they said they thought I was the one Pighead would consider best at sex, and I'm not sure what to do with that

Besides, in a larger poll it would be better to come second, then I could say "I'm number 2 - so I try harder".

Boards Quiztime Friday.

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