A Poo Thread

jebuz

this is serious and not to be taken lightly, poo affects everyone.

1. What do you do if your poo doesn't flush properly and just floats there, do you wait till the tank fills up again and try another flush, or do you put the toilet seat down and pretend its not there. I picked the latter not long ago.

2. Whats the point of sweetcorn if it just comes out fully intact in your poo (granted it tastes nice, but its not food then is it? if stones tastes nice would we eat them)

3. When wiping, do you sit or stand, do people stand just to take a quick glance at their piece of art or is there another reason? thats why I stand anyway. is it hereditary?

that is all.

Duggy747

jebuz wrote:

1. What do you do if your poo doesn't flush properly and just floats there, do you wait till the tank fills up again and try another flush, or do you put the toilet seat down and pretend its not there. I picked the latter not long ago.

I continously flush until the demon-spawn is no more!! There's the odd time I have to throw a saucepan of water into the toilet in order the break the meat cigar up.

jebuz wrote:

2. Whats the point of sweetcorn if it just comes out fully intact in your poo (granted it tastes nice, but its not food then is it? if stones tastes nice would we eat them).

I've always wanted to eat metal! Sure look what happens to your chocolate dragon the next morning after drinking Guinness. It's black as Hitler's heart and weighs as much as one of those machines that drill through mountains.

jebuz wrote:

3. When wiping, do you sit or stand, do people stand just to take a quick glance at their piece of art or is there another reason? thats why I stand anyway. is it hereditary?

I stand, naturally I gotta see what I produced in the rare case I find my brown baby boy is red or some other wacky colour. I stand cuz it's easier to wipe?

Not exactly the best idea for a thread, is it?

Pighead

Jesus, Pighead has been guilty in his time of starting some rubbish threads but this one bloody takes the biscuit. Quite possibly the worst thread of the last 6 months and quite definitely the worst today.

Terry any chance you can lock this steaming pile of ****e and ban this joker?

AlmightyCushion

I have to agree with pighead, it's a sh!t thread all right. I'll get my coat.

Reku

jebuz wrote:

this is serious and not to be taken lightly, poo affects everyone.

1. What do you do if your poo doesn't flush properly and just floats there, do you wait till the tank fills up again and try another flush, or do you put the toilet seat down and pretend its not there. I picked the latter not long ago.

Like I said in a previous thread on the topic just get an icecube and toss it in, it worked on the unsinkable ship, I'm sure it'll work on an unsinkable sh*t.

The Bollox

I used to be a stander, then I became fat and lazy and am now a sitter. I still look at the sanvas after I wipe though. it is paramount, you need to know when your ass is clean. it's like looking at tissue when you blow your nose

Karoma

Even AH has a standard to maintain. Try tCN.