Band Slaves needed

B4CK_R4P3r

Hello All,

Im starting a new rocking band "Captain Biggles and the DP BBW" (Im Biggles you see) but I need some lackeys to help proppelle me to fame :cool: . Obviously I will be the frontman in the band but unfortunately I still need someone to play the bass and drums :cool: :cool: . As you can see from my pic im am amazingly good looking so please I dont care if your mommy says your good looking dont apply without at least 4 photos. :cool: :cool: :cool:

chin_grin

is this a boy band? you want "hot" people right? i mean i think im ok.......not too vain, not too shabby. is there a preference?

(ps i play drums)

B4CK_R4P3r

chin_grin wrote:

is this a boy band? you want "hot" people right? i mean i think im ok.......not too vain, not too shabby. is there a preference?

(ps i play drums)

Youd like it if it was a band of supple young boys. I bet it would make your chin grin har har har

Is this a wind up?

B4CK_R4P3r

Negatory I really am starting a band who are going to rock your socks off :cool:

chin_grin

a wind up? yeah, thats a bannin! sounds like it :P

B4CK_R4P3r

Ok maybe my post was a little arrogant but I think I have what rock and roll is missing.... Charisma. Anybody who thinks theyv got what it takes post your details

hyn-zie

B4CK_R4P3r wrote:

Hello All,

Im starting a new rocking band "Captain Biggles and the DP BBW" (Im Biggles you see) but I need some lackeys to help proppelle me to fame :cool: . Obviously I will be the frontman in the band but unfortunately I still need someone to play the bass and drums :cool: :cool: . As you can see from my pic im am amazingly good looking so please I dont care if your mommy says your good looking dont apply without at least 4 photos. :cool: :cool: :cool:

Ha ha just another axl rose, only axl is better looking ha ha ha ha, i's say you'll sell a few million records to a bunch of 12 year old girls,

Jelly 292

Have you gou got links/demos to back up the .... Charisma?

yoann'roll

influences:acdc,motorhead,skid row,motley crue,cinderella,scorpions,van halen,guns'n'roses,deep purple,saxon,alice cooper,aerosmith...

looking for:
-singer
-bassist
-keyboards

no time wasters please

B4CK_R4P3r

yoann'roll wrote:

influences:acdc,motorhead,skid row,motley crue,cinderella,scorpions,van halen,guns'n'roses,deep purple,saxon,alice cooper,aerosmith...

looking for:
-singer
-bassist
-keyboards

no time wasters please

Throw in Journey and we might have a deal.
I have to be the one in the spotlight and I will need to see pics

Savman

B4CK_R4P3r wrote:

Throw in Journey and we might have a deal.
I have to be the one in the spotlight and I will need to see pics

Your attitude stinks IMHO. There's no "I" in BAND. :rolleyes:
Unless this is a spoof, in which case its not even remotely funny.

Frankiestylee

Well if this isn't a wind up and you really believe you're THAT good, well... why haven't you "made it" eh? Session artist? Solo artist? Get your head out of your artist?

B4CK_R4P3r

For all the haters out there who dont believe in Mr Bigles check out the link below :cool:

http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh

Jelly 292

"I have to be the one in the spotlight and I will need to see pics"

Jaysus, regardless of your ability you sound like a 14 year old on an ego trip, dunno who would want to play with you tbh

I hope its a wind up:(

Rigsby

Has to be a wind up. You dont need anyone else, 'cause with an ego like that there'd be no room for them on stage

ShriekingSheet

B4CK_R4P3r wrote:

For all the haters out there who dont believe in Mr Bigles check out the link below :cool:

http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh

funny bastard!

yes, you cretins, it's a wind up

Jelly 292

you cretins

Thanks for that,very nice

some of us have blocked websites in work for links.......

Savman

Seriously why would anyone be bothered going thru all this just for a wind up? Here's another word - "sad".

B4CK_R4P3r

HAHAHA you have all been rickrolled

It was obviously fake

Captain Biggles and the BBW DP

BBW - Big Boned Women
DP - Double Penetration

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

B4CK_R4P3r wrote:

Throw in Journey and we might have a deal.
I have to be the one in the spotlight and I will need to see pics

with an attitude like that, who would want to work with you? why are the pics so important? rock aint all about looks, look at motorhead!!

Savman

B4CK_R4P3r wrote:

HAHAHA you have all been rickrolled

It was obviously fake

Captain Biggles and the BBW DP

BBW - Big Boned Women
DP - Double Penetration

Oh, er...ha ha. Someone just made me watch 10 seconds of a youtube video, I feel so exposed.

Y'know if you have some issues with DP & BBW you could take a look at the PI forum, it's full of your demographic

Jelly 292

a you tube link? bet it took ages to think of that one
Funny , not in the way the OP intended tho :rolleyes:

Kid Nothing

i think i speak for everyone here when i say......"What???"

here.from.day.1

Someone had a bit to much time on their hands. :rolleyes:

miju

my mod sense is tingling and this looks like its a duplicate account so reported to the admins and if what i can see looks right there'll be a site banning for 2 other accounts shortly, topic locked