Welcome to the Heart Attack Grill Restaurant! (BGRH Day-Trip?)

Jesus Wept

Welcome to the

The heart attack grill is a hospital themed restaurant where the waitresses wear 'naughty nurse' uniforms, located at [SIZE=-1]44th Street & Thomas Phoenix, Arizona.[/SIZE]

The menu includes "Single", "Double", "Triple", and "Quadruple Bypass" hamburgers, ranging from half a pound to two pounds of beef, "Flatliner
hamburgers, ranging from half a pound t two pounds of beef, "Flatliner Fries (cooked in pure lard), cigarettes, beer and soft drinks.

The Quadruple Bypass burger has 8000 calories. Customers who finish a Triple or Quadruple Bypass burger are pushed in wheelchairs to their cars by one of the sexy nurse waitresses.

Wikipedia

Heart Attack Grill homepage



Quadruple Bypass burger



A helpful nurse to push you to your car



Naughty, but nice nursies

















Dr John Basso, the man with the plan.

trout

I swear I know that "nurse" in the red outfit, white boots and the wheelchair.
When I say "know", I mean I've seen her in an educational movie. Very educational.;)

So, when are we going ? I have 14 days holidays left this year, which I must take before Christmas, or I'll lose them. That's two days for travelling, 9 days for eating, 2 days for stomach pumps & emetics ... and one day for shopping.

Mmmmm .... Flatliner burgers, and helpful nurses. :cool:

Jesus Wept

November is the cheapest to fly to the so that would be my suggestion.

Irish Wolf

WTF!!









is lettuce, tomatoe and this fkn red onion - surely they could throw out that $hite and stick in another buuuuuurgggggger! more bacon FTW!

Awesome, I'm going. I want two flatliner burgers and a couple of those naughty nurses:D

The Hill Billy

I was just about to dig out the ol' MasterCard when I spotted that there was lettuce in the burger.

If you want to plan a BGRH day trip - Germany is a helluva lot closer & they proper food like Schweinehaxe (pig's hocks)...

und Grillteller (lettuce in pic is garnish only).

If you lads were serious about a BGRH trip I would highly recommend the Altstadt in Dusseldorf for a session.

Blitzkrieger

I'll just take the lettuce, onion and tomato out - they're just empty vitamins....

Fratton Fred

trout wrote:

and one day for shopping.

nearly hit the "report bad post" button there.

jester77

mmmmm, *rubs belly*

*Looks in calendar* Still have 29 days holidays left for this year plus whatever flexitime I've built up...

Guess I better start saving for the extra seats I'll need on the flight back

trout

Fratton Fred wrote:

nearly hit the "report bad post" button there.

Simmer down Brother Fred ... by shopping I meant souvenirs from the grill, novelty boob vests, branded t-shirts for the fuller figured gentleman and lifesize cardboard cutouts of the helpful nurses ... not to mention any educational videos they may have in stock.;)

I am convinced that lady in the the second pic is well-known in 'the industry'.

Mahatma coat

jaysus a few of them would do the nescessary and add a few inches to the girth.

Bazzy

I'm there whenever someone will need to bring a glass of milk to get me on the plane tho i'm not the best at flying!

Jesus Wept

November is almost gone Brothers.

Perhaps we should aim for Nov 2008.

mmmm, I sure could for for a couple of flatliners and naughty nursies right about now.

star-pants

Man there's no WAY I could even attempt a burger such as that.
But how cool would it be to get to dress up for work? .. that'd be fun... better than boring office clothes!!

Kold

Man are they gonna feel bad when a fatal heart attack occurs in there :S

Oh and you need onions in burgers, throw out the lettuce if you want but onions are vital. maybe throw a rare tbone in or something.

Slow Motion

star-pants wrote: »

Man there's no WAY I could even attempt a burger such as that.
But how cool would it be to get to dress up for work? .. that'd be fun... better than boring office clothes!!

Don't get Trout worked up again

Jesus Wept

star-pants wrote: »

Man there's no WAY I could even attempt a burger such as that.
But how cool would it be to get to dress up for work? .. that'd be fun... better than boring office clothes!!

.....really should get you doin a few shifts in the bar star-pants.

Blitzkrieger

I've revived the idea of a holiday in the states but god only knows when it's going to happen. Probably not next year I might get to de 'dam for a weekend next year though. I'll have to settle for half-pounders at the sattelite sports cafe.

Daemonic

Sad news, was in Phoenix a few weeks ago and tried going to this place and its no longer there

Jesus Wept

Daemonic wrote: »

Sad news, was in Phoenix a few weeks ago and tried going to this place and its no longer there

Think they have reopened elsewhere in Az.

ferdi

see that burger is all well and good in theory but wouldnt you have to dislocate your jaw in order to take a proper bite?