Cheer up :(

boardinwork

Good bank holiday weekend but now in an absolute heap in work. Any tips how to get through this day? Housemate is now in a pub sipping on a pint going to Canada. I have to make about 50 sales calls

rediguana

boardinwork wrote:

I have to make about 50 sales calls

SELL SELL SELL! It's a natural high.

Or low, I forget which.

Creamy Goodness

you have to sit at a desk and make calls, boo hoo.

come 11 o clock when deliveries come in i have to lift and do some actual work and do a stock take.

The Bollox

use a different hilarious accent for each call

gucci

The Bollox wrote:

use a different hilarious accent for each call

how come the sales guy is always doing his indian accent when he rings me?

watna

I'm miserable too... work is busy and I want to be at home! I don't know why I'm so depressed I'm going to Spain for a week tomorrow so this is my only day in work until next Thursday. Only 7 hours til work is over!

boardinwork

I wouldnt mind but there's not one woman here. Surrounded by old men

Rb

I'm still in bed
I have my second interview for a sweet job this afternoon
I have 3 days left in my current job, though I'll probably go in late on Friday and then I am finished forever
I am then off to Portugal on Tuesday the 14th with my girlfriend

SUCKS TO BE ALL O' YOU

jester77

Bring your mobile with you and join your mate in the pub. Make the calls from there.

I'm sitting here, it's nice and sunny, just got acceptance for a project plan I handed in last week that needs to be done by end of Sept. Would only take me about 7 days to complete it if I was to work at it... but one needs time for boards.ie

Now I think I'll go and get an ice cream from the fridge!

Duggy747

Have a 6-hour ****?

Or just read about your favourite and not-so favourite movies on Wikipedia, test you knowledge on some of the dodgy information.

Dun laoire

I'm off this week after being in Montenegro last week. Sitting here in my jocks occasionally looking in the mirror at my beautiful toned and well sunkissed body. What do you lads recommend for breakfast? i've a banging hangover.

boardinwork

Wouldnt mind a **** actually

Duggy747

Dun laoire wrote:

I'm off this week after being in Montenegro last week. Sitting here in my jocks occasionally looking in the mirror at my beautiful toned and well sunkissed body. What do you lads recommend for breakfast? i've a banging hangover.

How about a bowl of fúck you?? Bah, I hate working!!

Papergirl 1

Jesus I had a cracking weekend, but I'm in the total horrors here. Feeling really sorry for myself at the moment and have to sit in work for another 6 hours......I want to cry, my life is so awful....aaaaaagh!!!

Dun laoire

Duggy747 wrote:

How about a bowl of fúck you??

Only if they are frosted like frosties

Duggy747

Dun laoire wrote:

Only if they are frosted like frosties

*squints eyes* Frosted like the enjoyment I'll get out of killing you with my bare hands!

boardinwork

I cut the lip off myself shaving, stinging the **** out of me. Question: Would you lads score an 18 year old if you were 25 going 26?! Met these English girls in Temple bar. One of them a cat walk model and been hanging around with them all weekend. Myself and my housemate both decided it'd be wrong to makes moves. Meeting tomorrow, starting to think Fook it why not?! :-/:confused:

Dun laoire

boardinwork wrote:

One of them a cat walk model

SPOOOOOOOOOF

boardinwork

Im lying about hanging around with 18 year olds?

Heisenberg.

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tensecyclist

boardinwork wrote:

I cut the lip off myself shaving, stinging the **** out of me. Question: Would you lads score an 18 year old if you were 25 going 26?! Met these English girls in Temple bar. One of them a cat walk model and been hanging around with them all weekend. Myself and my housemate both decided it'd be wrong to makes moves. Meeting tomorrow, starting to think Fook it why not?! :-/:confused:

You've the night to think it over. Carefully though.:rolleyes:

boardinwork

Tequila on a school night is a bad idea. Lads what can cheer us up?

boardinwork

http://www.pufiti.com/oyun/cocuk_oyunlari/uc_hamsterim_uc

JCDUB

The Scientist wrote:

ditto.
I had the rats last night. Still on a huge beer comedown today...
At least its tuesday...

You get the rats do you? My brother gets the spiders, most Sunday nights without fail, fookin hilarious if you ask me, I don't get any small animals invading my bed, just can't sleep, know all about the fear though...:eek:

I'm in bed and off untill thurs
Life is sweet!

Rb

Dun laoire wrote:

SPOOOOOOOOOF

I agree.

boardinwork

Really lads, why would i try to a load of people on the internet? Anything to gain from that? Shouldnt have said a thing

petes

JCDUB wrote:

You get the rats do you? My brother gets the spiders, most Sunday nights without fail, fookin hilarious if you ask me, I don't get any small animals invading my bed, just can't sleep, know all about the fear though...:eek:

I get rats, spiders and badgers!!

lezizi

im just out of bed sipping on a nice cup of tea wondering how i will spend today, and the day after and the day after........
i love not working, i dont think ill ever work again, i was born to be a lady of leisure

lezizi

SLAVES!!!! Go serve the capitalists

CiaranC

I havent gotten around to going to work yet, it could possibly happen mid-afternoon. Heading for a steak lunch, then to meet a hot chick, drink a few pints and go to the football.

HAVE IT

Plissken1

boardinwork wrote:

Good bank holiday weekend but now in an absolute heap in work. Any tips how to get through this day? Housemate is now in a pub sipping on a pint going to Canada. I have to make about 50 sales calls

GREAT BANK HOLIDAY you mean !


I Was in the UK, cheap booze, good music, beautifull women and not a cloud in the sky... PERFECT !


I arrived back to ... HAILSTONES :mad:

boardinwork

Off to Lagos in Portugal on Friday thank fook

CiaranC

Dont bother going back to your job if you dont like it. Why spend your time doing something you dont like?

Im moving to Canada to become a go-kart track assistant.

thelordofcheese

boardinwork wrote:

Good bank holiday weekend but now in an absolute heap in work. Any tips how to get through this day? Housemate is now in a pub sipping on a pint going to Canada. I have to make about 50 sales calls

I'm working 20 hours a day today, tomorrow and thursday and about 27 hours from friday morning to saturday midday this week, and this is after 3 weeks of 15hour days (plus weekends)
Ahh the joys of crunch time.

So in short, quit yer belly-achin', mellonhead!

boardinwork

Jesus i take it all back sorry buddy :eek:

Im gonna take tomorrow off!