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a poem about a fart

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  • 04-08-2007 1:02pm
    #1
    sitout
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭


    splat
    yuk
    sniff
    yuk again
    warm
    rotton
    brown


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    #2
    fruitcake
    Registered Users Posts: 44 ✭fruitcake


    wow...what can I say that is totally mind blowing, your use of imagery and stark language is impressive. really gets your point across..have you got any more where this has come from??


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    dubtom
    Registered Users Posts: 3,084 ✭✭✭dubtom


    fruitcake wrote:
    wow...what can I say that is totally mind blowing, your use of imagery and stark language is impressive. really gets your point across..have you got any more where this has come from??

    Do you mean his arse... but I digress. Surely this poem should be called,Follow through.


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    lloyd dobler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭lloyd dobler


    where can I buy your book?


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    #5
    sitout
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭sitout


    yea my book is out later this year for the christmass rush its called
    "i make up poems when im bored at work to pass the time "
    its bound to be a number one, it cant fail!


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    Robbiethe3rd
    Registered Users Posts: 103 ✭✭Robbiethe3rd


    I've read a lot of poems in my day, and ironically, this is one of the few I don't think is total s***!


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    #7
    busted flush
    Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭busted flush


    are you for real? were drinking the auld absence again sull? i suggest you give up now while your behind !


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    #8
    sitout
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭sitout


    have not drank absence dave since that night in london after the vic when you did your bollix on the blackjack tables! trust you to find this you poor excuse for an alcholic!


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    Holden Blake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭Holden Blake


    Only in Ireland..:rolleyes:


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    #10
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Do you think you could stop the pointless slagging? I'd hate to have to ban people all over again for a month or more. I don't care if it's friendly banter or not, it's not going to happen here.


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    #11
    sitout
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭sitout


    ?


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    #12
    sitout
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭sitout


    sitout wrote:
    ?

    im back after a week ban. i smell a new poem coming. il bet it will be huge


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    #13
    Lucas10101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 630 ✭✭✭Lucas10101


    sitout wrote:
    im back after a week ban.

    Me too.....


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    #14
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    This is not a forum for bragging about getting banned. Unless you're going to post some creative writing or talk about someone else's, shut up.


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