name jokes

The Bollox

what do you call a man with a spade?

Doug

what do you call a man without a spade?

douglas

what do you call a man with a gun?

Eamon

what do you call a man under a car?

Jack

what do you call a woman between 2 houses?

Elaine

what do you call a woman with 1 leg?

Eileen

what do you call a woman with no legs?

Noleen

what do you call a spaniard just out of hospital?

Manuel

what do you call a spaniard who had his car stolen?

carlos

Frank Drebin

What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
Russell

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob

Spud83

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff

Razormac37

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall

A: Art

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the sea

A: Bob

I feel very childish!!!!

The Bollox

alanmurphy83 wrote:

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff

dammit! I know that one, and meant to add it!

what do you call a black man flying a plane?

a pilot, you racist!

Starmix

What do you call a woman on a tennis court

Annette

What do you call a man with no shin bone

Tony

What do you call a goat by the sea

Billy Ocean (a bit away from the name thing, but funny!!)

darkskol

keep them coming

chin_grin

What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
Russell

hmm, i heard this one as;

What do you call an epileptic in a bush?!

bolliwoodi

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names?

The dad answers, "Well, son, it's tradition when an Indian baby is born for the father to go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees ... Why do you ask Two Dogs ****ing."

mathias

What do you call someone who robs your pint ?

Nick Mcguinness

What do you call someone hanging from a ceiling ?

Sean D'olier

What do yo call an Indian Virgin

Shianne

mickrourke

What do you call a mexican fireman?
Hose A

Ola!!!!

Hagar

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your front doorstep?

Matt.

kittenkiller

The Bollox wrote:

what do you call a black man flying a plane?

a pilot, you racist!

Love it!

pd101

Damn I should have started this

What do you call a man stuck in a bog?
Pete

What do you call a man in a pot of vegetables?
Stew

What do You call a woman at the bottom of a tree?
Ruth

Naos

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Philip Phlop

mathias

What do you call a russian with 3 testicles ?

Ujanick du bolokov

What do yo call someone with a bellyful of rabbits?

Warren