Office pranks

Lamps

Was going to pu this in work/jobs but its a bit serious over there and more suited to after hours I think

The lad that always plays all the jokes in the office is of for a few days and i want to get him back. So far i've changed a few keys around on his keyboard, changed a load of words in the autocorrect (eg when he types "Sir" it will be corrected to "Homie" etc), glued a cup of water to his desk (disconnected the wire between his phone and the reciever, so he'll just pick the reciever up and it won't be connected to the phone)

Anymore ideas? Its his birthday to which means were going overboard

The Bollox

wow, you have a lot of time on your hands. calm down, have a ****

Lamps

The Bollox wrote:

wow, you have a lot of time on your hands. calm down, have a ****

Its quiet as everyones on holidays and the boss is away, sure it would be rude not to have a bit of a mess, once we don't burn the place down!

Silverfish

Take a screenshot of his desktop.


Delete all the icons on his desktop.


Set the screenshot as his background.


Laugh as he hysterically clicks on icons that do not open. Works every time.

Fad

The Bollox wrote:

****

HAHAHAHAHAHA he said ****

Venom

Highlight every single icon on his machine and hit return. The PC will go ape****

Jesus Wept

Silverfish wrote:

Take a screenshot of his desktop.


Delete all the icons on his desktop.


Set the screenshot as his background.


Laugh as he hysterically clicks on icons that do not open. Works every time.

vera nice!

feylya

Silverfish wrote:

Take a screenshot of his desktop.


Delete all the icons on his desktop.


Set the screenshot as his background.


Laugh as he hysterically clicks on icons that do not open. Works every time.

Don't forget to move his Start bar, set it to auto hide and make it as small as possible. And then there's the usual changing his homepage to www.bodybounce.com, change all his bookmarks to random porn sites, remove all his tool bars from all applications. The list goes on.

Jesus Wept

change his mouse settings so the right mouse button is primary, also make the speed the highest possible so you have to double click faster than superman to open anything.

This guy must be a serious pain in the ass. Some properly devious ideas in here though:D

McSandwich

If the graphics driver on his PC supports it, great fun can be had rotating the windows desktop, see here:

http://internetducttape.com/2006/08/01/stupid-windows-features-monitor-display-turns-sideways-or-upside-down/

Nearly forgot, change the default language to something obscure

I'd hate to be working in your office

Jonakin

Search cracked screen on google images. Then use windows photo viewer and put it on fullscreen then uplug the keyboard and mouse.

Oriel

Replace this PC desktop wallpaper with a screenshot of his desktop.
Failing that, get his girlfriend pregnant. That'll piss him off.

ekevosu

I tried this one and it worked very well - put a small bit of cellotape at the end of his network cable so its unnoticeable but the cable won't work and he'll have no idea why, very effective.

mikemac

Lamps wrote:

glued a cup of water to his desk

Not being a killjoy but if I was your boss and you did that and used superglue on a desk, I'd have you fired.

mcauley

micmclo wrote:

Not being a killjoy but if I was your boss and you did that and used superglue on a desk, I'd have you fired.

Yes you're right, you're not being a killjoy at all....

mathie

micmclo wrote:

Not being a killjoy but if I was your boss and you did that and used superglue on a desk, I'd have you fired.

Killjoy!

The Bollox

Silverfish wrote:

Take a screenshot of his desktop.


Delete all the icons on his desktop.


Set the screenshot as his background.


Laugh as he hysterically clicks on icons that do not open. Works every time.

I really want to try that on someone. what's the shortcut key for screenshot? is it an F key?

Lola123

micmclo wrote:

Not being a killjoy but if I was your boss and you did that and used superglue on a desk, I'd have you fired.

I'd say you're REAL fun to work with!!

Ishmael

The Bollox wrote:

I really want to try that on someone. what's the shortcut key for screenshot? is it an F key?

Print Screen or Prnt Scrn and then paste the image into paint or other picture program, then save it somewhere

_blank_

The Bollox wrote:

I really want to try that on someone. what's the shortcut key for screenshot? is it an F key?

Print Screen

arybvtcw0eolkf

He leaves his computer on when he's away?.

Sizzler

After Hours is described in the forum list as "All things non-work related" so why is this thread here

MarkR

Change the target of shortcuts to launch music. Loud. Like in that booze ad.

And they called it puuuuppy looooooove

Change his desktop wallpaper to the a village people homage. Or a man wearing leather. You get the picture.

Sizzler wrote:

After Hours is described in the forum list as "All things non-work related" so why is this thread here

Well, what he is doing can hardly be considered work. Unless he is Willie E. Coyote or something.

Lpfsox

if he's got an old fashioned ball mouse then take the ball out. You'd be surprised how many people fall for that one.

Empty the contents of the paper punch into some of his files. With luck that'll be the prank that keeps on giving...

shrapnel222

Lpfsox wrote:

if he's got an old fashioned ball mouse then take the ball out. You'd be surprised how many people fall for that one.

Empty the contents of the paper punch into some of his files. With luck that'll be the prank that keeps on giving...

for the hole punch contents, i prefer it when you put it in his umbrella. can be very effective

Lpfsox

use lipstick to colour in the earpiece of his phone. After a call he'll be walking around with a coloured ear for the rest of the day (red works particularly well).

Another one that works well is for everybody in the office to focus on (say) his left ear while talking to him for a day. Everybody has to agree on the focal point, it won't work if some people choose his left ear and other choose the right or whatever. He's be driven mental trying to get into people's line of sight but won't say anything for ages for fear of giving offence.

That one worked brilliantly on our biology teacher in school

Ishmael

Stickykeys is another good one if he tends to type a lot.

Just press shift 5 times in a row to bring it up.

Reku

The Bollox wrote:

wow, you have a lot of time on your hands. calm down, have a ****

And top up his pva glue while you're at it.:D

MarkR wrote:

Change the target of shortcuts to launch music. Loud. Like in that booze ad.

And they called it puuuuppy looooooove

Small penis alert exe file works so much better here. (Have actually done this to someone, resulted in much "You bas**rd!!!")

Silverfish wrote:

Take a screenshot of his desktop.


Delete all the icons on his desktop.


Set the screenshot as his background.


Laugh as he hysterically clicks on icons that do not open. Works every time.

NNIIICEEE! Have to try that on someone sometime....

J.S. Pill

If you feel a fart coming along pick up your phone and dial his extension number.

I'll leave it to you to figure out how to finish that one.

layke

Bundle his phone cord up with a paperclip so when he answers he'll pick up the whole phone. It's small, but annoying if you do it a few times.