Who's the jailbird?

Collie D

Apologies if done before. A fairly high proportion of AH threads are about scumbags and criminals, etc. If Boards has thousands of users, surely some of them are scrotes. So come out and show yourselves, have you been locked up and what for? There's probably someone in the Joy now reading this...if so don't pick up the soap.

Degsy

I'm Dr Harold Shipman..posting hogwash from beyond the grave!

MooseJam

I did six years for molesting yore ma !

copacetic

MooseJam wrote:

I did six years for molesting yore ma !

don't worry I looked after yore ma and yore boird while you were inside.

_blank_

I got arrested for public indecency once, but I never ended up in court because I knew a Guard who knew the Guard who arrested me, and had a word with him for me.

I got him a bottle of wine for Xmas as a thank you.

Hi, Charles "Charlie" Manson here sending you love and happiness.

Degsy

seansouth wrote:

I got arrested for public indecency once, but I never ended up in court because I knew a Guard who knew the Guard who arrested me, and had a word with him for me.

I got him a bottle of wine for Xmas as a thank you.

So you're a paid informant as well as a flasher?

Collie D

seansouth wrote:

I got arrested for public indecency once,

Public indecency or public order? If the former, elaborate. If the latter, you're a jammy sod, I was fined a grand.

_blank_

Degsy wrote:

So you're a paid informant as well as a nonce?

How can you inform on yourself?

And it was me doing the paying.

Collie D wrote:

Public indecency or public order? If the former, elaborate. If the latter, you're a jammy sod, I was fined a grand.

The former...and, no.

Degsy

seansouth wrote:

How can you inform on yourself?

And it was me doing the paying.



The former...and, no.

No,you bubbled up a load of other people in order to get yourself off and then you slyly bought the cozzers a bottle of drink to hide what you'd done.I know your sort.

Earthhorse

Wow, never knew there were so many fellow cons on boards.

Yeah, I was in jail once. I built up a small property portfolio in the early nineties and basically was in direct competition with my siblings who were doing the same thing. Things got quite heated between us with each accusing the others of cheating; buying out properties from underneath the noses of the others. At one point it became clear that I was doing better than them; I had several houses here and there, and was even about to invest in a hotel, when I rolled three doubles and was sent directly to jail, couldn't even pass go or collect £200, I was like wtf.

Collie D

Earthhorse wrote:

Wow, never knew there were so many fellow cons on boards.

Yeah, I was in jail once. I built up a small property portfolio in the early nineties and basically was in direct competition with my siblings who were doing the same thing. Things got quite heated between us with each accusing the others of cheating; buying out properties from underneath the noses of the others. At one point it became clear that I was doing better than them; I had several houses here and there, and was even about to invest in a hotel, when I rolled three doubles and was sent directly to jail, couldn't even pass go or collect £200, I was like wtf.

Haha, class, funniest thing I've read all day...and that's saying something considering I learned how to make a frozen fart bomb this morning.

griffdaddy

I did 5 months for bashing a guy's head in with an ash tray, don't really like to talk about it though.

Rb

Wow, so many shít,predictable jokes from AH, I'm so surprised.

sonners

Earthhorse wrote:

Wow, never knew there were so many fellow cons on boards.

Yeah, I was in jail once. I built up a small property portfolio in the early nineties and basically was in direct competition with my siblings who were doing the same thing. Things got quite heated between us with each accusing the others of cheating; buying out properties from underneath the noses of the others. At one point it became clear that I was doing better than them; I had several houses here and there, and was even about to invest in a hotel, when I rolled three doubles and was sent directly to jail, couldn't even pass go or collect £200, I was like wtf.

thats just brilliant!!

Huggles

Wow the same predicitable wánk from rb_ie. If you hate AH so much dont come here.

:mad:

rb_ie wrote:

Wow, so many shít,predictable jokes from AH, I'm so surprised.

Anto McC

My name is Nelson Mandela and if ever there was proof needed that prison works, look at me, i haven't reoffended since.

Rb

TheGooner wrote:

Wow the same predicitable wánk from rb_ie. If you hate AH so much dont come here.

:mad:

How about you suck my balls, Gooner?

Huggles

rb_ie wrote:

How about you suck my balls, Gooner?

:rolleyes:

Irish Wolf

Earthhorse wrote:

Wow, never knew there were so many fellow cons on boards.

Yeah, I was in jail once. I built up a small property portfolio in the early nineties and basically was in direct competition with my siblings who were doing the same thing. Things got quite heated between us with each accusing the others of cheating; buying out properties from underneath the noses of the others. At one point it became clear that I was doing better than them; I had several houses here and there, and was even about to invest in a hotel, when I rolled three doubles and was sent directly to jail, couldn't even pass go or collect £200, I was like wtf.

thelordofcheese

I'm Ivan Dobsky, the "the Meat-Safe Murderer" only I never done it, I only said i done it so they'd take the jump cables off me testicles.....

Gran Hermano

copacetic wrote:

don't worry I looked after yore ma and yore boird while you were inside.

They made me service yore ma as part of my community service

Karoma

TheGooner & rb_ie: Shut up. Final warning to each of you.

Giblet

Funnily enough, we can read deleted posts rb_ie.

AlmightyCushion

I've like to hunt male prostitutes with a crossbow every Wednesday afternoon but have so far escaped jail time for all the murders.

ShowUsYourXbox

In fairness to rb_ie, the whole Yore Ma!!! LOLROFL!!11 **** is getting fairly tiring.. it was funny first time around, in 2001.

yomchi

Section 30 for me, many years ago during a mini riot outside the Bridewell.

blah

Earthhorse wrote:

Yeah, I was in jail once. I built up a small property portfolio in the early nineties and basically was in direct competition with my siblings who were doing the same thing. Things got quite heated between us with each accusing the others of cheating; buying out properties from underneath the noses of the others. At one point it became clear that I was doing better than them; I had several houses here and there, and was even about to invest in a hotel, when I rolled three doubles and was sent directly to jail, couldn't even pass go or collect £200, I was like wtf.

I'm stealing that as my own!

Heisenberg.

This post has been deleted.

Sangre

rb_ie wrote:

Wow, so many shít,predictable jokes from AH, I'm so surprised.

Rb_ie is not impressed with the standard of posting in an AH thread. How unpredictable.

Karoma

rb_ie: Previous warnings were PM's asking you stop, and previous bans, and I'm sure as hell other mod's have warned you about abusing other posters and acting the dick.

This is not feedback. Feel free to PM me again or take it there.

Now, all of you: Get back on topic.

lostexpectation

aren't most of people that are talked about on the boards more likley to have gone to st patricks? young offenders institute

that place must be busy

spurious

Or before that, Laurence's or Michael's.

Timmins

excuse my ignorance, but whats section 30?

togster

Timmins wrote:

excuse my ignorance, but whats section 30?

Typing under the influence of alcohol

AlmightyCushion

togster wrote:

Typing under the influence of alcohol

*said in drunken slur* What did you call me? *Punches monitor and passes out*

Zzippy

The Scientist wrote:

Very good!

On topic, I got summonsed(not arrested) for Public indecency 2 years ago. €450 fine in court, no conviction, thankfully.

What exactly constitutes public indecency, or is it a charge that covers a range of offences?
Taking a p1ss in public? Havin sex in public? Flashing the neighbour's old dear when she's hanging out her washing???

gamblor101

Galwayguy99 wrote:

What exactly constitutes public indecency

Blaring the Spice Girls across the whole estate :D:D

Pigman II

Ian Huntley here. You may remember me from such murders as "Holly Wells" and "Jessica Chapman".

David Michael

Soo many criminals.

Nice post earthhorse

P.S RB... Did you get dumped? I sense agnst in the force and an increase in poker playing

I'm thinking kiced to the kerb myself! :eek: With ruff landing! :eek: :eek:

Zzippy

Pigman II wrote:

Ian Huntley here. You may remember me from such murders as "Holly Wells" and "Jessica Chapman".

That's possibly the most tasteless post I've seen on here, and that 's saying something

Rb

David Michael wrote:

P.S RB... Did you get dumped? I sense agnst in the force and an increase in poker playing

I'm thinking kiced to the kerb myself! :eek: With ruff landing! :eek: :eek:

Lol!Nope, relationship is going better than ever, and she's more supportive of the poker, hence the increase in table hours

Galwayguy99 wrote:

That's possibly the most tasteless post I've seen on here, and that 's saying something

I take it you haven't heard my Madeline McCann joke so, eh?

David Michael

rb_ie wrote:

Lol!Nope, relationship is going better than ever, and she's more supportive of the poker, hence the increase in table hours

Good to hear.

Even though I was working on this l33t graph showing posting habbit/style, poker posting, poker playing via relationship time scale .... done to a logarithmic scale!

So what if it was a rehash of Bugler's

Pigman II

rb_ie wrote:

I take it you haven't heard my Madeline McCann joke so, eh?

The weird thing is for the first time so far (some 94 days after the fact) I looked past my cynicism and actually felt bad for Madeline and her family today. I then imagined it feeling good if they were reunited safe and sound.

I think I'm developing empathy for humanity at last. It's quite a refreshing and terrifying feeling.

Timmins

Anyone on here been arrested for computer related crimes?

thebaz

i've been arrested a couple of times , a bit of smoke ,and hitting someone , he deserved it , , and he ran of to the cops , and pressed charges ... spent a night in a cell -- does that make me a scrote ?

Maybe i'm a reformed scrote no longer drink or smoke , hardly ever get in trouble since ... can't remember my last scrape , but i'd still defend my rights

Terry

Pigman II wrote:

The weird thing is for the first time so far (some 94 days after the fact) I looked past my cynicism and actually felt bad for Madeline and her family today. I then imagined it feeling good if they were reunited safe and sound.

I think I'm developing empathy for humanity at last. It's quite a refreshing and terrifying feeling.

Allowing someone else to use your account is a site bannable offence.

As for the jail thing, I'll let you know on the 4th of October, or not.