Eejit mother on bus

Peyton Manning

Ok, when youre on a bus and ur fairly knackered, 2 of the worst things that can happen are a baby who wont stfu, and knackers playing ringtones on their phone. Well...........

On the bus yesterday to Dublin, and there was a baby who wouldnt shut up. Was bawling away like a f*ckin angle grinder for the best part of half an hour before the mother found a way to stop it from crying. By going through her ringtones. Little ugly infant creature loved it too. And they werent these new cool realtones, oooh no, it was one of those old nokia 3210s or 3310s with the loud tones. Christ, it drove me mental.

End rant.

Love2love

I would normally agree with you but since I've had my son I have this great fear of this happening to me. How embarassing!

aidan_walsh

Archimedes wrote:

new cool realtones

God, and you were doing so well up to this point...

Peyton Manning

Cool in comparison to the likes of nokia "classics" like Groovy Blues, Rocket and of course, Nokia Tune.

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Archimedes wrote:

Cool in comparison to the likes of nokia "classics" like Groovy Blues, Rocket and of course, Nokia Tune.

Don't try to defend yourself, the hole is merely getting deeper. The damage is done, buddy. Forshame.

Peyton Manning

No, no, err, I can explain...it was just...i mean........wait.......

*furiously urinates his pants*

Reku

Archimedes wrote:

*furiously urinates his pants*

His secret confession: He was that bus baby!;)

A Dub in Glasgo

Poor you - did you want the mother to smash the childs head against the bus to shut it up and then buy a new 'cool' phone?

Collie D

Archimedes wrote:

Ok, when youre on a bus and ur fairly knackered, 2 of the worst things that can happen are a baby who wont stfu, and knackers playing ringtones on their phone. Well...........

On the bus yesterday to Dublin, and there was a baby who wouldnt shut up. Was bawling away like a f*ckin angle grinder for the best part of half an hour before the mother found a way to stop it from crying. By going through her ringtones. Little ugly infant creature loved it too. And they werent these new cool realtones, oooh no, it was one of those old nokia 3210s or 3310s with the loud tones. Christ, it drove me mental.

End rant.

Yeah, people with babies should just walk :rolleyes:

Sarky

Good idea. It'll help get a new mother back in shape.

Peyton Manning

A Dub in Glasgo wrote:

Poor you - did you want the mother to smash the childs head against the bus to shut it up

Now you see where Im coming from..

Celticfire

That's why I never take public transport

A Dub in Glasgo

I know, it must be hell sitting beside Archimedes

randylonghorn

A Dub in Glasgo wrote:

I know, it must be hell sitting beside Archimedes

... especially given his bladder control problem

Rb

Lol @ "Cool new ringtones".

Should have given her a slap, that'd learn her.

Piste

This has happened to me before, it's horrible! I was trying to get some sleep because I was on my way into town from Blanchardstown (about an hour) after having been to an party where I got next to no sleep and this brat starts playing all his mother's ringtones, nearly drove me mental!