3/4 Stiffy

LegacyUser

Hi guys, just back from holidays and usual boys holiday lots and lots to drink and then chase women fairly p*ssed. Brought two women back to my apartment during the course of the week and both times i could only get what in essence was a 3/4 stiffy and couldnt get it hard enough to have sex, im just wondering has this happened to anyone else, and what can i do to ensure that it doesnt happen again. Ive had sex plenty of times before when ive been full up with booze is this happening to me because im getting older or what is the story

Nevyn

I would suggest that you go to your gp and talk about brewers droop.

boardinwork

It happened once because you were hammered and the second time because you were thinking about it

Anti

Yep, more then likely its because you were twisted.

boardinwork

I had never had that problem before. It freaked me out when i did! I was made to wait by my ex for about 6 months. She was a virgin etc... Anyway i kept not being able to do it after the first bad attempt because i was thinking about it, praying it wouldnt happen AGAIN! and course it did. I ended up taking half a viagra my mate in work gave me. While, it might not have been that much, i was far more conifident and no worries performing then and every other time after

DRakE

in my experience, getting it out is harder than getting it up



after a few pints

edit: and to save you a visit to the gp

Urban Dictionary wrote:

brewers droop


State of male flacidity or temporary impotence due to the mass consumption of alcohol.

I had her in bed and we were about to get our freak on, but I had brewers droop and had to fashion a strapon with a cucumber and duct tape.

Victor

It could have been the booze, the heat (messes with your blood pressure) or nerves. How have things been since?

Have a word with your doctor just in case its something more serious.

boardinwork wrote:

I ended up taking half a viagra my mate in work gave me.

Thats a bit dodgy, isn't it?

Duff

Classic case of whiskey dick I reckon!

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Thaedydal wrote:

I would suggest that you go to your gp and talk about brewers droop.

i wouldent make a big issue out of it, going to the GP is a tad over dramatic in my opinion,

you were pissed.... it happens

finbarrk

Jeasus no need to go to a doctor with that, too muck liqeur,tiredness, etc all come into play here, bet if you had them the following day at lunchtime you wouldn't have a problem.

aequinoctium

give it a test when you're not drunk!

spurious

It was more than likely the drink.
If it happens again (or rather doesn't happen) without the help of drink, go to the doctor.

Taking drugs prescribed for other people is not a good look.

downyfluff

rreddg64dfg4 wrote:

Hi guys, just back from holidays and usual boys holiday lots and lots to drink and then chase women fairly p*ssed. Brought two women back to my apartment during the course of the week and both times i could only get what in essence was a 3/4 stiffy and couldnt get it hard enough to have sex, im just wondering has this happened to anyone else, and what can i do to ensure that it doesnt happen again. Ive had sex plenty of times before when ive been full up with booze is this happening to me because im getting older or what is the story

It's probably cos the chicks you were with were pig ugly and therefore didn't warrant a full stiffy!!!

Victor

downyfluff wrote:

It's probably cos the chicks you were with were pig ugly and therefore didn't warrant a full stiffy!!!

Hi, you seem to be new here. Please read the charter and post constructively.

Caliden

How about you grow a set of balls with that limp knob you have?

Either that or stop scoring fat/ugly chicks...

Zillah

Caliden wrote:

How about you grow a set of balls with that limp knob you have?

Either that or stop scoring fat/ugly chicks...

Mods are gonna love that...

Beruthiel

Caliden
Banned.
B

Sgt Slaughter

Id not worry about it to be honest, same happened to me before, thought i might have had an issue, then met up with a girl the following week after coming home from holidays when i was pure sober and had a horn on me like a bloody i dont know what, chillax on the beer a little, but these things happen you cant just bark orders at your dick sometimes it wont obey especially when youve been drowning yourself in the demon drink for half a day or more

LegacyUser

When that happens to me, I just think of the sexiest girl i know and start whacking off. (either do it under the covers where she can't see, but some girls that really turns on)

Carsinian Thau

I'd say it was probably the alcohol. Just tone it down the next time you intend to put yourself in that kind of "situation" and it should be fine.
If it's not then it might be a good idea to see a doctor.