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Two drums and a snare roll off a cliff.





=> boom booom sssssssss



What english king invented camping








=> henry the tent


jesus is on the cross, he shouts out for Peter. peter tries to get to him but struggles with the roman gaurds. they cut off both his legs. again, jesus shouts out for peter. being very loyal, peter manages to drag himself along the ground using his hands, but when he gets to the soldiers, they cut off both his arms. once again, jesus shouts out for peter, once again peter attempts to get to jesus. he wriggles accross the ground like a worm, leaving a trail of blood behind... when he gets to the roman soldier, he lets him pass knowing that he could do no harm with no arms or legs... he gets to the top of the hill to where jesus is.

jesus cries out " peter ". peter says "what is it lord"









=> peter, i can see your house from here!

beerbaron

Thought there'd be a cymbal in there too

Plug

I had to laugh at the jesus one.

folan

Plug wrote:

I had to laugh at the jesus one.

Yeah, the rest were old baddies! thats an old goody!

darkskol

:d